Shop Talk
If you're day sucks, this will certainly brighten it.
I get this as a sup call. I haven't used the mute button this much to laugh at someone in a while.
Guy calls in saying that he lost his phone but refuses to pay the deductible. I ask him why. He proceeds to tell me that a "little woman" ran into his house, ran straight to the table where his phone was, stole it, and ran out. He claims that either my company or his service provider sent this woman there to steal the phone so that he would have to pay us the deductible. 🤣 .
Needless to say I spent most of the call composing myself on mute.
Guy calls in saying that he lost his phone but refuses to pay the deductible. I ask him why. He proceeds to tell me that a "little woman" ran into his house, ran straight to the table where his phone was, stole it, and ran out. He claims that either my company or his service provider sent this woman there to steal the phone so that he would have to pay us the deductible. 🤣 .
Needless to say I spent most of the call composing myself on mute.
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Oh those are cell phone leprechauns. They are not sent by the carrier, but they are contractors under the employ of the insurance companies. Everyone knows that.
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This is exactly why I keep my phone in my pocket at all times and take Karate, so I can fend off the phone leprechauns.
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Oh, but they are in league with the underpants gnomes and have been known to go in on joint ops together.
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Well please stop telling our mutual customers about the phone leprechauns because as good as a laugh as I got off this guy I don't really feel like spending another 20 minutes with some retard who thinks the only way we make money is by stealing phones. Hell, we don't even get the deductible ourselves, the phone company does.
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YOU don't steal phones, you pay midgets to steal them! That's how you never get your due in court! I'm on to you and I'm planning something to prove it finally.
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Listen here I know your scam, you are not fooling the world anymore! You take our phones and our money and send the phones you stole back to other people! I'll see you in hell!
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Really, what team are you on? We should meet for lunch some time, I sit over by the back door.
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Dammit! You beat me to the underpants gnomes reference!!! 😁
These guys are so short that soccer is about as good as karate to defend against them!
These guys are so short that soccer is about as good as karate to defend against them!
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