As Bob was driving around one afternoon, he spotted a McDonalds and decided to go in for a lunch time snack. He parked his car, went in, and saw there was a line of people. Not to worry, thought Bob, for he is better than all these people anyways. Lines are below him, so he just cut straight to the front and interrupted the person who was placing their order. "Yeah. I want a double cheeseburger, but I want it fresh. I want to watch you make it. And I'm not paying for it." The clerk behind the counter looked at him completely baffled, "I'm sorry sir, but you'll have to wait in line. These people were here first." How dare this young punk insult the greatness that is Bob?! "LET ME TALK TO YOUR MANAGER!" eclaimed Bob. The manager came out to ta...
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Then you post a better one =P
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i think bob stories are stupid.
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If you sold Cingular you wouldn't.
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well, i sell a better service than cingular. i win!
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God I wish bob was a Verizon customer.
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why? i am good at calming my customers down. they like me.
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Now, I kinda liked it! I'm printing them out, and saving them to give to customers when they try to pull the same situation on me!
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all these copycats sure are watering down the quality of the originals
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great work, made me laugh, you should consider writing short stories I loved this story made me feel right at home,
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not bad i thought it was good. Hey just an idea. Maybe for the next story change the setting. how abotu bob goes to get a hooker, or bob goes to the sex shop. Naughty yes i know i know. Sorry i have a dark humor just thought that would be cool. 🤣
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I agree, Bob goes to get a hooker sounds like a great story. 😁
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he could have adventures like going to the pimp for a refund. Saying that a friend of a friend got a free month of SERVICE 🤣 that he should to. Or how bob explains to the pimp even he full used and enjoyed the service at the time how it was not good enought now and cost him in other business ventures while with the girl. Wow sounds like fun huh. Man there are so many good ideas that could go with this.
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I had a "Bob visits the red light district" episode comming, but a customer and my manager walked in. My session timed out
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