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Bob goes to McDonalds

by Sholyhit    Jul 17, 2006, 9:04 AM

As Bob was driving around one afternoon, he spotted a McDonalds and decided to go in for a lunch time snack. He parked his car, went in, and saw there was a line of people. Not to worry, thought Bob, for he is better than all these people anyways. Lines are below him, so he just cut straight to the front and interrupted the person who was placing their order. "Yeah. I want a double cheeseburger, but I want it fresh. I want to watch you make it. And I'm not paying for it." The clerk behind the counter looked at him completely baffled, "I'm sorry sir, but you'll have to wait in line. These people were here first." How dare this young punk insult the greatness that is Bob?! "LET ME TALK TO YOUR MANAGER!" eclaimed Bob. The manager came out to talk to Bob. Bob assured him that he had spoken with someone at McDonalds' corporate office who assured him that if he went into the closest McDonalds, he would be given a free double cheeseburger. After all, he had been eating there for 4 months now and is a loyal customer. The manager told Bob that they would be happy to make him a double cheeseburger, and even let him watch them make it, but as nobody called the store and told them to give him one for free, he would have to pay the whopping 99 cents for it. Bob was outraged. "How to change the manager's mind?" thought Bob. He could try to explain the entire situation involving his dissatisfaction with the manager, but he had a better idea. "F this place!" Screamed Bob. "You mother Fers are trying to cheat me! I'm gonna stick my boot up your A! You sonofaB! I'm gonna skullF your mother!" The manager asked Bob to leave, but he knew he was right. "I'm not leaving here without my burger!" He shouted. So, the manager called the police, who came and escorted Bob off the premesis. The Manager did not press charges, however. Bob knew it was because he knew he was wrong, so Bob went after close every night for a month to shoot BB guns at the windows after they were closed. The End. Very Happy

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