Shop Talk
Shut up and die
This should be our new standardized answer.
Cust: Why aint my phone on?!
Rep: Shut up and die!
Cust: I lost my phone! Give me a free one!
Rep: Shut up and die!
Cust: Let me talk to your manager!
Rep: Shut up and die!
Cust: What's the number for customer service
Rep: 1-800-Shut up and die
Cust: Where's Bath and Body works?
Rep: It's right next to the SHUT UP AND DIE!
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Cust: Why aint my phone on?!
Rep: Shut up and die!
Cust: I lost my phone! Give me a free one!
Rep: Shut up and die!
Cust: Let me talk to your manager!
Rep: Shut up and die!
Cust: What's the number for customer service
Rep: 1-800-Shut up and die
Cust: Where's Bath and Body works?
Rep: It's right next to the SHUT UP AND DIE!
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Sholyhit said:...
This should be our new standardized answer.
Cust: Why aint my phone on?!
Rep: Shut up and die!
Cust: I lost my phone! Give me a free one!
Rep: Shut up and die!
Cust: Let me talk to your manager!
Rep: Shut up and die!
Cust: What's the number for customer service
Rep: 1-800-Shut up and die
Cust: Where's Bath and Body works?
Rep: It's right next to the SHUT UP AND DIE!
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Oh no, not his job, just his customers!
I've wanted to use that line a few times before actually but I have a feeling my QA department wouldn't approve.
I've wanted to use that line a few times before actually but I have a feeling my QA department wouldn't approve.
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Try getting out from under Verizons desk.... you might realize they're all the same.
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AWWWWW SOMEONE IS JEALIOUS.. IF YOU HATE YOUR CURRENT JOB ALL YOU HAE TO DO IS APPLY ITS THAT SIMPLE...YOU DONT HAVE TO CRY ABOUT IT. 😕
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