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Another Bob clone
since there are no more Bob stories forthcoming, I decided to try my hand at one.
WARNING: it's kinda long-ish
WARNING: it's kinda long-ish
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When Bob was 10 years old, his father Robert decided he was old enough to Trick or Treat on his own. So along came Halloween and Bob gets all decked out in his blue shirt, red cape, and foamy red helmet and heads out into the night.
For the first few houses all goes well. Bob is doing wonderfully on his first solo Trick or Treat, having amassed a wealth of sugary goodness. He hastily visits the rest of the houses on his street, then decides to check his haul.
Sitting resolutely in the middle of the street- because he's a pedestrian and automatically has the right of way -Bob begins counting and categorizing his booty. Much to his chagrin, however, he finds an apple among his winnings. Bob, being very Bobbish, is naturally outrag...
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For the first few houses all goes well. Bob is doing wonderfully on his first solo Trick or Treat, having amassed a wealth of sugary goodness. He hastily visits the rest of the houses on his street, then decides to check his haul.
Sitting resolutely in the middle of the street- because he's a pedestrian and automatically has the right of way -Bob begins counting and categorizing his booty. Much to his chagrin, however, he finds an apple among his winnings. Bob, being very Bobbish, is naturally outrag...
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Well, you're terribly kind to say so. However I thought the computer one was amusing in its own right, but that's probably cus I used to work in hardware repair.
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sounds like you put a lot more time into this one than I did. Mine I did at 2 in the morning and stoned. We need more bob stories though.
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while stonedness can inspire some interesting plots, this one was inspired by the pure, unadulterated boredom of a lonely solo sunday shift in the tech department. gods I hate working sundays. 😡
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