Shop Talk
mallinfobooth
The best ever is when i had a customer come up and go
"so, where's the bathroom"
"upstairs and to your left sir"
"yeeaaaaah, but how do i get up there"
(while looking right at the escalator,stairs and elevator)
"Sir, you're going to need to walk down to Baystreet (shoe store), you're gonna look for a guy name Mel. Mel is going to give you a pair of wings and you will click your heels together and you will levitate up to the second level"
My boss apologizes and says
"Elevator, stairs , escalator, take your pick"
Yeah my other store recently closed down so I'm at a new location.
This has been sweet, when people come up and ask me where things are I just say "I don't know, first day at this location" eventhough I've been saying it's my first day for over a week now.
We had a sign up at my last location that listed all the in store services we provided and the price and at the bottom was "information - $ .25" I need to make another and I will simply point to the sign when they ask.
I've had people ask me here how much info is today. I laugh and tell them it depends on what they want to know.
Hows the Easter Bunny, you're not in prison so I'm guessing still hopping around happily?
Yes please e-mail me the sign!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm at 9150 right now, but only until 12. Covering for someone who is puking this morning.
I got that Sign except we are out of available sign holders so it's taped to the back of the comp screen. Unless you know where they keep the extra holders at this location!
I was assured I would not be fired if I take the Easter Bunny out. I'd be doing something for the good fo the company.