Please stop using your speaker phones when you call in to troubleshoot your services. And puh-lease, stop complaining how bad the connection is if you're using your speaker phone.
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Made my day worse. I was happy when I got here in the office since it's my last day of work, then this call came in and everything changed
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I'll skate the stress out of this crap. âšī¸
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yeah... a 2 day vacation.. technically it's my off for 2 days đ
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cool, just don't break a leg skating, or hit your crouch with a failed attempt for a hardflip, which hurts more.
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Nah, I do longboarding so it's more on gliding and slides đ
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That's what she said!
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I was expecting that LoL!
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I'm expecting to get offwork soon. The hangover, I can't stand it!
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Never experienced one...
I'm cursed to get allergies when I drink intoxicating beverages. đĸ
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aha, that explains your username, tho it should be "My Curse" then
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That's my favorite song from Killswitch Engage. đ
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I don't like Metalcore that much, tho HIMSA is one of my fav bands from the Metal group
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If Metal music is called "Metal" because its "hard rock", wouldn't that make "Diamond" music an even tougher and harder type of music??? đ
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Death Diamond, Black Diamond, Diamond Core, Doom Diamond, Heavy Diamond, Speed Diamond, Epic Diamond, Nu-Diamond, Symphonic Diamond, Orchestral Diamond, Rap Diamond... they all sound more classy and luxurious than agressive.
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No. It sounded like Glam Rock. With all that Diamond thingy. đ¤Ŗ
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Like Phat Metal.
Next thing you know t-shirts will feature satanic symbols in little diamonds, a-la Ed Hardy style.
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Like a Slayer shirt with glitter letters and sh*t đ¤Ŗ đ¤Ŗ đ¤Ŗ
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lol glitter is okay. Ed Hardy kitsch is not.
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"My phone is doing X Y Z"
"Are we speaking on the phone"
"Yes"
"Do you have another number I can call you at to free this phone up"
"No"
"Awesome (ulcer)"
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Or my other favorite ones:
"My service was disconnected due to nonpay and was just restored. But I don't have internet services"
"Have you power cycled your phone"
"No"
"Power cycle your phone and your service will come back"
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