You: No further questions about the package, thank you though!
Alex: $25-$10 would be $15.
You: You see Alex, I'm kinda like a women, I want to feel special, like Direct TV likes me!... So how can we do that?
You: Am I confusing the advance reciever discount for 24 months and the bill pay for two seperate discounts, when in fact they are the same thing then?
There's just so much wrong here. They clearly failed Math and English. Maybe this was Bradley Manning?