Shop Talk
Totally wrong for this but who cares...
Working in retail has somewhat affected how I look at certain types of customers and how they get dealt with.
For example:
Customer: You speaka da esaponal? (thick spanish accent)
Me: No how can I help you ?
Customer: speaka espanol?
Me: Nonone does... Paying bill?
Customer: (customer rattles on in spanish)
Me: (after typing in to google translate what do they need help with)
Customer😲h yes bill
Me: Number?
Customer: Jose sapata
Me: Number???
Customer: *shrugs*
Me: ☹️ (a few minutes go by of more spanish I dont understand) Your bill is $425. Cash or card?
Customer: What?! i thought i pay $80 dollares (accent mostly gone by this point)
Me: I thought you didnt speak English sir?? 😁 😁
For example:
Customer: You speaka da esaponal? (thick spanish accent)
Me: No how can I help you ?
Customer: speaka espanol?
Me: Nonone does... Paying bill?
Customer: (customer rattles on in spanish)
Me: (after typing in to google translate what do they need help with)
Customer😲h yes bill
Me: Number?
Customer: Jose sapata
Me: Number???
Customer: *shrugs*
Me: ☹️ (a few minutes go by of more spanish I dont understand) Your bill is $425. Cash or card?
Customer: What?! i thought i pay $80 dollares (accent mostly gone by this point)
Me: I thought you didnt speak English sir?? 😁 😁
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