Shop Talk
I work pt at a movie theater
Customer: Can I have a Coke?
Me: Sure, what size?
Customer: I do not know, what flavors do you have?
Me: Umm, larger, medium and small.
Customer: I'll take the Coke:
Me: Okay, what size would you like your Coke?
Customer: Regular
Me: What size is regular?
Customer: What sizes do you have?
Me: (I'm getting frustrated all ready, I grab the cups and put them on the counter) We have small, medium and large.
Customer: I will take the one in the middle.
Me: Cool that is the small.
Customer: I thought that was a medium
Me: This one is a small
Customer: Then why did you put it in the middle.
Me: I have no clue why, did you want a medium coke now?
Customer: Yes
WTF, how hard is it to order one drink!
Me: Sure, what size?
Customer: I do not know, what flavors do you have?
Me: Umm, larger, medium and small.
Customer: I'll take the Coke:
Me: Okay, what size would you like your Coke?
Customer: Regular
Me: What size is regular?
Customer: What sizes do you have?
Me: (I'm getting frustrated all ready, I grab the cups and put them on the counter) We have small, medium and large.
Customer: I will take the one in the middle.
Me: Cool that is the small.
Customer: I thought that was a medium
Me: This one is a small
Customer: Then why did you put it in the middle.
Me: I have no clue why, did you want a medium coke now?
Customer: Yes
WTF, how hard is it to order one drink!
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So do I.
A friend of mine was on the engineering design team for it.
Plexus knocked one out of the park with that!
A friend of mine was on the engineering design team for it.
Plexus knocked one out of the park with that!
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oh dear lord I would have shot myself while I worked at the theater if we had the freestyle.
"what flavors of coke do you have" would turn into "let me try every flavor and then get regular coke"
"what flavors of coke do you have" would turn into "let me try every flavor and then get regular coke"
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"Customer: I will take the one in the middle.
Me: Cool that is the small."
Your customer is retarded, but you're certainly not helping.
Me: Cool that is the small."
Your customer is retarded, but you're certainly not helping.
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What's scarier is that he probably has five kids. It's usually the breeders that lack the most brain cells.
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Hopefully it's because he passed his to his son(s), otherwise the stupidity will multiply.
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