Shop Talk
jargon
Me, I've had over a dozen chats asking about the upgrade fee and asking me to waive it (I can't). Getting frustrating.
Customer: The PIN? You mean my PIN number 😳
Me: *shrugs* Yes ma'am. May I have your PIN?
Customer: Number?
Me: *facepalm* Yes, your PIN number.
Customer: I.D.K (and no she didn't say "I don't know, she said I.D.K.)
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Me: (stiffling laughter) Alright we can go ahead and CONFIGURE your internet. What's the make and model of the phone?
Customer: T-Mobile Googley
Me: Okay, well T-Mobile is a service provider and Google is just a-
Customer: Oh I mean Android LG Samsung!
Me: ... Okay may I please have the imei number then?