what's it do that the 4s doesn't and when does it come out?
**disclaimer to customers** this thread is entirely fictional and made of the rantings of disgruntled cell phone employees and not to be taken literally. While we're at it, quit acting so friggin entitled, your poo stinks just like everyone elses.
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*scoff*
Yes it does what are you talking about. Now wipe my @$$ with that golden toilet paper.....
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as a 3d lifesize hologram, and she's hawt 😲
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And it has the..... *drum roll* ....SUPER WIFIS!
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JellzFeb 3, 2012, 7:55 AM
does it have the wee-fees?
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FreddFeb 3, 2012, 10:40 AM
Did you see the Big Bang Theory episode where Raj dreamed he went to Apple and met Siri?
Hilarious!
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I love that show! but haven't owned a tv in over a year so missed it. I'll youtube it
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it is a 5G phone!!! 😲
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we have the same silly customers
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FreddFeb 3, 2012, 5:15 PM
I have a friend that know a lot about these things that they are skipping over the iPhone 5 and going straight to the iPhone 7!
It will be an 8G phone too!
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auto bowel/bladder movement app, alarm goes off when you gotta go and gives a count down till your going anyway.
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JellzFeb 3, 2012, 10:17 AM
I was talking to someone in college yesterday, a dude, who said he tried an app that tells you if you're pregnant or not. He said he answered the questions honestly and it told him there's a good chance he's pregnant. It didn't ask if he was a man or sexually active even.
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Going to be 4G LTE. VZW won't do anymore non-LTE smartphones. (I use the term "smartphone" tongue-in-cheek" while talking about the iPhone)
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It is a smartphone..It does everything a blackberry does..and then some. 😛
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how about a built in breath-a-lizer that blocks ex boyfriends/girlfriends/booty calls from being able to be texted or dailed while above the legal alcohol limit.
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FreddFeb 3, 2012, 10:44 AM
How about an app that REQUIRES you to call or text for a booty call when in such a state, and selects the most appropriate person to call 😲 😈
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Malfunction: Calling mom/dad for late night booty call.
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I will tell why your bill is so high for having the Iphone 5. 😛
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washes cars and does laundry
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It dispences Charmin 😲
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$50 Premium Data add-on on top of your plan 😛
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- The touch screen is a deadly accurate scale for weighing out small baggies of ____.
- You can enter what the substance is and it will give you accurate prices based on gps for your area based on current supply/demand.
- Instantly uploads head shots of all local law enforcement officers, including undercover officers, so you don't have to worry about who you are selling too.
- Based on gps map will show local hot-spots best for setting up shop and let you know about any gang owned territory so you don't step on anyone else's turf.
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JellzFeb 6, 2012, 5:13 PM
would actually be very, very useful 😳 for certain people.
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ya... you know, for certain people...
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has a warm moist app for that
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FreddFeb 7, 2012, 2:15 PM
will it go to the kitchen and make sammiches, too? Then we REALLY might have sumthin!
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FreddFeb 7, 2012, 10:42 AM
It slices, dices, chops, mashes, smashes - and julliennes but you gotta hit them suckers just right!
The new iPhone Sledge-O-Matic model!
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the iphone 5 now will be running on the android operating system called 2.3.4.530495903478 prechewed gum found under my desk.
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FreddFeb 7, 2012, 1:53 PM
🤣
We need "like " buttons for posts like this!
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5Ghz Processor
5GB per second download speeds
50Megapixel camera both for front and back
only 0.5cm thick
only one downside...
the battery
its a car battery!!! 😳
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