Shop Talk
Replying to: Kind of Customers: by me12
The Just Clarifiying customer.......
"Yeah I'm currently online looking at such and such phone for such and such price and I just wanted to call and make sure that this is true before I order it online." (Because I definitely want to order it online, because all I wanted to do was call and waste your time because I am currently reading the exact information that you are about to give me.)
** No Mr. Customer, I am sorry to inform you that the information that you are reading online is 100% wrong and we are, in fact, lying to your face about everything!!! We just felt like putting all that information up online to see what type of reaction we could get from you. However now that you and about 50 of your apparent close friends have all called in to waste my time for THE EXACT SAME REASON, I would be more than happy to place the order for you HERE and see what other offers I may be able to honor for you.
Oh, whats that? You still wanna place that order online even though I could probably do one better?
Go freaking figure.
F. U.
** No Mr. Customer, I am sorry to inform you that the information that you are reading online is 100% wrong and we are, in fact, lying to your face about everything!!! We just felt like putting all that information up online to see what type of reaction we could get from you. However now that you and about 50 of your apparent close friends have all called in to waste my time for THE EXACT SAME REASON, I would be more than happy to place the order for you HERE and see what other offers I may be able to honor for you.
Oh, whats that? You still wanna place that order online even though I could probably do one better?
Go freaking figure.
F. U.
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