Shop Talk
This is how 98% of my calls are going today...
Me: Thank you for calling [xxxxx], how can I help you?
Cust: I'm, uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh.....calling about, ummmmmmmm....this uhhhhhhh...letter? I got in the, uhhhhhhhhhhhh... mail? today??! It says uuuuuuuuhhhhhhh...something here about........uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh wait a minute, I hafta go, ummmmmm, get it..... *5 minutes of papers rustling and being pushed and thrown about in the background*
After the 25th call like this I want to bang my head into the wall repeatedly..
Cust: I'm, uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh.....calling about, ummmmmmmm....this uhhhhhhh...letter? I got in the, uhhhhhhhhhhhh... mail? today??! It says uuuuuuuuhhhhhhh...something here about........uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh wait a minute, I hafta go, ummmmmm, get it..... *5 minutes of papers rustling and being pushed and thrown about in the background*
After the 25th call like this I want to bang my head into the wall repeatedly..
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i have those days too
i have those days too
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yeah uhmmmm im calling in regards uhm to uhhhh some phones you sent me I mean uhhh a letter with phones I mean uhhhh the letter uhhhh free phones
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My calls are all people on their lunch breaks, smacking their food while trying to tell me that their phone is not working, while talking on said broken phone.
I hate stupid people.
I hate stupid people.
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Being a customer service rep clearly you are superior to them... law students dream of being you. Lawlz.
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Law students are part of the issue we have with customers. They are soon to be parasites that want money for as little as possible and want to barter for anything they would have to pay for.
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I disagree if anything professional lawyers have culminated excellent people skills and the crap they deal with daily makes cell phones look like piddly change. Sure some are cheap though but let's not blanket statement anyone with money as cheap. That's not true at all.
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Been around it to long my friend. Have friends that are lawyers and they even say the profession is rift with bad.
And that friend list includes federal judges I know.
And that friend list includes federal judges I know.
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olderthandirt said:
Been around it to long my friend. Have friends that are lawyers and they even say the profession is rift with bad.
And that friend list includes federal judges I know.
Bandwagon fallacy followed by appeal to authority logical fallacy. You're fallacious.
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Still a cruise ship full of lawyers that sinks in the ocean with no survivors is considered to be a good start.
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are ridiculously huge and have more than enough emergency boats incase it were to go down... which it won't. I mean you'd have to fire a missile at the thing from a submarine to punch a hole in it.
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I hate people to sign, hum and whistle while I am working on their issue! 👿 😡
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I didn't know someone was holding a gun to your head making you show up to work. "marsha! marsha! marsha!"
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"marsha! marsha! marsha!" thats you btw. It deleted my arrow. ... ASCII arrows are important. *sigh*
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