JellzAug 10, 2011, 2:00 PM
#1: Data is not measured in minutes. Please don't ask how many minutes are included in the data plan.
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How many texteses comes wif dat data package?
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JellzAug 11, 2011, 12:13 PM
"Unlimited, my good sir!" /deranged
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3geeAug 11, 2011, 7:05 PM
#2: The revolution is not free! Even with your upgrade. And no, the store accross the street is not going to give you one for free. When time warner or comcast starts giving away big-screen T.V.'s every 2 years you will get any phone you want for free. 😡
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When I ask a multiple choice question, and the response is 'yes' or 'no'... DUDE! Wasn't a yes or no question.
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.I_I.Aug 12, 2011, 6:22 PM
hey so I went to the site you directed to apply for what you do but i'm confused. Do you have your own little thing going or did you just send an email to email they provided? It's kinda confusing to me.
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JellzAug 13, 2011, 11:55 AM
It's been so long that I signed up that I forget, sorry :\ you need to pass a few tests, background check, etc. is all I remember.
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.I_I.Aug 13, 2011, 1:17 PM
The only issue I'm having is how do get passed step one. 🤣
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customer: Hi, can I please speak to so & so?
me: mam, just to set expectations, customers cannot call back an agent. At AT&T sales, we do not have extensions.
customer: Oh, well, she gave it to me, it's ****"
me: ........ Ma'm, for all I know, she could be in a different call center across the united states, there are most likely well over 2k people who have the same job as I do.
customer: Ahhhh... well, she has my home phone number, she'll probably call me back...
me: 👿 Were you adding lines/ I'm sure I'm more than capable of finishing up your transaction ma'm/
customer. Yeahhh. No. Yeah.... she'll call me back. I just know it. *click*
me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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.I_I.Aug 12, 2011, 8:36 PM
That sucks.
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me12Aug 13, 2011, 2:31 PM
Heavy breathers... all you can hear while speaking to them is them breathing all over the phone... urgh... 😈
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me: I believe that question would be best answered by customer care, sir. Would you like me to transfer you?
customer: *huff* lovely.
me: Ok. Is that a yes?
customer: Transfer me.
me: Ok, not a problem. Would you like the number for the department in case you get disconnected?
customer:.....ARE YOU PLANNING TO HANG UP ON ME?
me: 😳
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Your response should be 'only if you keep up the attitude!' 🙄
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Customer: I am not getting my texteses or my picture texteses.
Me: How do you know your are not getting them?
Customer: They Aks me if I got dem and i tell dem i ain't got dem.
Needs English as a second language 🙄
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JellzAug 15, 2011, 6:54 PM
That one made me laugh 😁 "texteses"
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cust: (returning an outbound call) who is this? why did you call me?
me: (i tell cust reason for call) may i have your wireless #?
cust: but you called me, you should know my #
me: (i explain that another rep attempted to call them, and that it wasn't me that called, therefore, i do not have their ptn)
cust: (gives me their ptn)
me: may i have your pin?
cust: HELL NO!! YOU CALLED ME!! WHAT DO YOU NEED MY PIN FOR? (click)
me: 🙄
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Do people Hummm, sing or whistle over the phone!! 👿
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JellzAug 20, 2011, 4:11 PM
Me: So all of your calls to other cell phones, regardless of carrier, are unlimited. Your minutes are only for calls to landlines. Would you need a lot of minutes for that?
Customer: I don't have a landline and don't want one, this is for a cell phone.
Me: *facekeyboard*
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JellzAug 20, 2011, 4:17 PM
When people end each statement with an ellipsis (trailing periods). Drives me crazy, makes me think I've said something wrong. But I didn't. >.
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You get some idiot cracking and chewing gum loudly.
😡 👿
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Two gigabyte data plan? The phone says it does 3!
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and their stupid, lazy, entitled attitudes. California people suck and give me a head ache.
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JellzAug 20, 2011, 6:50 PM
Also, hate California sales tax on phones.
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I can't say how many sales Cal taxes have robbed me from.
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But i've been with you for 18957 years! Can't you waive it? I am a premier customer!
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JellzAug 25, 2011, 12:19 PM
"But I thought I could add a line to my plan for just $9.99!"
Um, no, you have an individual plan so you'd need a family plan to do that. Curse AT&T advertisement making it sound like you can add lines to any plan for just $9.99.
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I hate that. They always get super pissed too! Especially when you mention that there's also an activation fee. 😕
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JellzAug 25, 2011, 1:10 PM
When someone is asking about individual plans then suddenly asks "Now what about family plans?" at which point, I have to change -everything-.
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As heard from multiple ATT retention department customers: "But I had to pay for this phone. It wasn't a free phone so it wasnt an upgrade!"
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JellzAug 25, 2011, 4:12 PM
"whats a smartphone"
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I kinda like them not knowing. It means I can send them a free multimedia phone and they won't know the difference 😁
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you mean a FREE samsung solstice II full touch smartphone??
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