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Funny things people say

xZuchinix

Jul 7, 2011, 11:15 AM
HT&C Inspire
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Wicky

Jul 7, 2011, 12:27 PM
"eliglibiggidy."

Long story.
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xZuchinix

Jul 7, 2011, 12:45 PM
Haha

Favorite quote "I gots me onea dem Blak burry torch phones"
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iljaaf21

Jul 7, 2011, 1:56 PM
A lot of the time when customers come in asking if they're eligible for an upgrade, they say 'ill-edge-id-able.'

Side note: I had a customer in the other day that wanted to know the difference between iPhones and Androids, and when I told her the Androids were more customizable, she didn't understand what the word customized meant. I had to give her a lesson on her native English language... ๐Ÿ‘€
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soundwave

Jul 7, 2011, 1:30 PM
ughh i hate when people call it s "sims card" drives me nuts and i will usually make a point to say it the correct way to them so they hopefully dont ever say it again.
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xZuchinix

Jul 7, 2011, 5:28 PM
ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

That is /wrists +30!!!!
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Da_Bonehead

Jul 11, 2011, 4:20 PM
Or they call the Micro SD card a "SIMS Card"
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soundwave

Jul 11, 2011, 5:40 PM
yes this too. "I need a bigger sims card to put some more pictures and music on."
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Admiral_Ackbar

Jul 12, 2011, 4:01 PM
Or they call the SIM Card a SLIM Card
๐Ÿคฃ
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temporary

Jul 7, 2011, 2:02 PM
"Dem free saaaail fones"
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temporary

Jul 7, 2011, 2:03 PM
You read that in a black woman's voice.

amirite.jpeg
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soundwave

Jul 7, 2011, 2:07 PM
So every store in our district is tied into a group chat and one of the managers just said this in our group chat "Just ran a credit check for att... came up with a 750 deposit. Customer responds by saying "uh uh att be smokin' crack"
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PoopScoop

Jul 7, 2011, 7:10 PM
lmfao
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chocolateman85021

Jul 9, 2011, 7:49 PM
I'm black and I think that's dead on.
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Da_Bonehead

Jul 11, 2011, 4:21 PM
"Do you work fer that there cellular phone place over yander?"
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PiscesGirl0311

Jul 7, 2011, 2:21 PM
My phone is defected.
I can't get the touch screen to collaborate.
Where's the power button?
What do you mean my warranty doesn't cover liquid damage?!
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skoobertdoo

Jul 7, 2011, 5:12 PM
"How much is your Blueberry?" lol
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xZuchinix

Jul 7, 2011, 5:32 PM
They've had a "bad phone" from day one.

8 months later they decide to call in and throw a fit and want a different phone.
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Da_Bonehead

Jul 11, 2011, 4:23 PM
๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ
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pickles

Jul 7, 2011, 6:01 PM
sims card
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xZuchinix

Jul 7, 2011, 7:33 PM
Sony erection phone
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wire5

Jul 7, 2011, 9:03 PM
"I'm glad I called THC"

Not me a friend got this call.
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fleurdemiel

Jul 8, 2011, 9:34 PM
"Hello, ma'm, you asked me to call you back around this time?"

"IT'S ILLEGAL FOR YOU TO BE CALLING ME BACK AT THIS HOUR, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"

(checks time. It's 7pm in Wisonsin. 2 hours ahead of where I am. ๐Ÿ™„ )
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Fredd

Jul 12, 2011, 10:54 AM
Offer to put her on the corporate DNC list, then when she complains that she didn't get a call back you can explain that she ordered the company not to call!
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QueenMeenie

Jul 9, 2011, 3:03 PM
Sims card.
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QueenMeenie

Jul 9, 2011, 3:42 PM
Glad everyone gets irritated at this!
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chocolateman85021

Jul 9, 2011, 7:47 PM
Me, too!
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Quitness

Jul 9, 2011, 3:11 PM
So you're working on the (blank) device?
Their response is, YEAH THE RED ONE.
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Researcher

Jul 9, 2011, 3:16 PM
They do not have enough $ to make a call. Error is insufficient funds. The comment is "My phone says I have insignificant funds" !
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PhoneyName

Jul 9, 2011, 4:47 PM
"What brand of phone do you have?"
"It's an LG Motorola."

No, it's a Samsung.

And it's always "LG Motorola", never "LG Samsung" or "Nokia Motorola" or whatever.
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pickles

Jul 9, 2011, 5:10 PM
what kind of phone do you have?

"AT&T" (or whatever carrier you work for)
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Jellz

Jul 9, 2011, 5:26 PM
What model phone do you have?

Samsung.

Can you tell me the model number?

AT&T.

*facepalm*
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chocolateman85021

Jul 9, 2011, 7:48 PM
"When I mash the buttons, they don't work"
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famoussasjohn

Jul 10, 2011, 11:04 AM
May I have your first and last name?

"Kyle"

๐Ÿคจ for a minute until they realize..
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famoussasjohn

Jul 10, 2011, 11:07 AM
Me - May I ask if you had any questions today?
Customer - I have a question.
Me - No problem, how may I help you today?
Customer - I have a question..
Me - I got that..what is your question? ๐Ÿ‘ฟ
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Fredd

Jul 12, 2011, 10:57 AM
And then C says "Well, aren't you going to answer my question?"
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IrishCarBomb

Jul 10, 2011, 12:25 PM
I want to pay my bill! When talking about a pre-paid account that uses refil cards.

Carrier XX said they would give me a free one of those, without a contract, what can you do?

I am always a couple months behind and you have never shut me off before, you guys need to turn me back on now!

I lost my phone and need my SIM replaced... but it is in some hobo's name.
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medic6037

Jul 11, 2011, 7:22 PM
C:My phone turns off when I try to answer it!
M:What button do you press when it rings?
C:The PWR button
M๐Ÿ˜›WR?
C: Yeah the red one that says press while ringing!
M:FML
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Admiral_Ackbar

Jul 12, 2011, 4:28 PM
Me: What kind of phone do you have?
Cx: The Black One!
Me: ๐Ÿคจ

Cust: I want Free Blackberry no data!

My mom: Help! I can't get my phone to work, it's not working! Can you turn it on for me?
Me: (Half hour away at work) But you're calling me on it right now!

My mom (again- after I get home from work):
My God, where have you been? Why didn't you call me? My phone is completely dead and I couldn't get hold of you! I was hoping you would call to let me know you were gonna be late!!
Me: Ummmm....I tried calling you but how can I get thru if your phone is completely dead?

These are all completely true statements I have heard. ๐Ÿ˜•
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Hombre07

Jul 12, 2011, 6:16 PM
What is your billing zip code?

-1345 East Main St.

......

-Oh! Cincinatti.
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iljaaf21

Aug 4, 2011, 9:46 AM
Me: Can I have the phone number we'll be working with?
Customer: 717-555-5555
M: And the billing zip code on the account?
C: 717
M: Zip code...
C: 717

*facepalm*
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melrhodes

Jul 27, 2011, 2:28 PM
Me:Are you an exisitng customer or calling to join Sprint today?
Them: Yes
ME: ๐Ÿคจ
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melrhodes

Jul 27, 2011, 2:29 PM
existing*
(typo)
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Iove2transfercustomers

Jul 27, 2011, 8:51 PM
"i got this line for my gf/bf/daughter/son/parent/friend/grandparent/ cousin, and they won't pay their portion of the bill, so i took the phone. i don't need it anymore, and it's not fair that you guys want to charge me an ETF to get rid of it."
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CallCenterBlues

Aug 6, 2011, 5:08 PM
Customer: "This here button on this phone don't work"

Me: "I'm sorry to hear that, can you tell me which button it is that's not working"

Customer: "This butter here, this one"

Me: "I'm sorry Mr. XXX, with us being on the phone I'm unable to see which button it is that you are referring to, could you please tell where on the phone the button is located"

Customer: "You people are bunch of Fing incompotent inbreads"

Click (cmr hang up)
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CallCenterBlues

Aug 6, 2011, 5:09 PM
and yes he said butter not button lol
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