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Bob Threads the complete (so far) tales of Bob
(episodes 1 and 2 are lost to the ages)
Episode 3 - "Bob and the Mechanic" or "Bob Goes to Hell"
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Episode 4 - "Bob's Daughter"
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Episode 5 - BOB! The Music Video
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New School (aka, The Legend Continues)
Bob goes to the Computer Store
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Bob Gets Abducted
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Bob - The Lost Episode
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Bob visits the Post Office
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Hanging up with the little bitch who placed his order, Bob turned into his driveway and walked quickly through the front door, kicking his sons' toys out of the way. In the process, he broke the leg off A GI Joe. (Mental note for tomorrow: trip to WalMart to complain about the quality of the toys they sell) After hanging up his coat, Bob made a trip around the house examining the clocks. All of them were ten minutes fast, just the way he alwa...
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Bob, coming home from walmart, feeling pretty satisfied with himself getting a free alarm which was only 20.00 in the first place by getting into an argument over why he should be able to taste test which hotdog pack was better.
He walks into his house and sets up his alarm. Goes around a little bit thinking of who he will write a letter to tomorrow to complain.
Why does the state always seem to leave roadkill around his property? Why does his mail always smell like urine? He was very unhappy at many things but all this made him tired so he decided to go to bed since he had work tomorrow.
Looking at the alarm, it said 5 am so he thought that would be good enough to...
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or is it????
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remember, bob reproduced....
and one of them (freckles) has already had a virgin birth?
so is this truly the end of the tales of Bob?
or Freckles goes to Taco Bell!
It was a quite Saturday after noon in nowhere america, a call center rep, Jessica, woke up early in the morning, brushed her teeth and went to work at her local call center to pay off her college bills. Throwing on a T-shirt and jeans, slipping into some sandals and driving off in the early morning traffic she had no reason to believe today would be just like any other day. Unknown to her freckles, offspring of Bob had gone to Taco Bell and was using the excuse to vent her frustrations on some unsuspecting agent.
An automated voice clearly speaks through the speaker phone "Thank you for choosing Taco Bell, we apprechiate your business and know you have many choices when it ...
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Cashier: Good afternoon and welcome to McDonald's, what will you be having today?
Bob: Well, about a month ago, a friend of mine had a coupon for a free Egg McMuffin, so I think I'd like one of those and a hash brown. I don't mind paying for the hash brown.
Cashier: Umm...I'm sorry sir, but breakfast hours are over. Could I offer you some fries and a Big Mac?
Bob: No, I want the McMuffin. And what do you mean, breakfast hours are over? Your advertising outside says McMuffins are sold all day.
Cashier: No sir, if you read below the advertisement, you'll see where it says, "Bre...
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