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Daniel Dc5

May 1, 2011, 4:45 PM
Customer: I am going to talk to wife and check if this is okay with her.

Agent: I would like to believe that your wife believes that you will not pass on a great promotion by ordering today.

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Customer: this is just to expensive for me i can get this for cheaper somewhere else

Agent: We have not always known as being the lower cost provider, however have always been known to offer the best service available. I believe that you deserve the best!

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Customer: can I build my own package with the channels that I want?

Agent: Ordering $%&^%^ is like going to the zoo, you do not get a discount on the entrance fee because you only want t...
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olderthandirt

May 1, 2011, 5:00 PM
Customer: this is just to expensive for me i can get this for cheaper somewhere else

Agent: I did hear there is a low cost company that would work for you. They are called 2 cans and a string. Do a search on google.
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Daniel Dc5

May 1, 2011, 5:09 PM
Damm, thats just mean. I would never say that.
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olderthandirt

May 1, 2011, 6:29 PM
Nor would I but sometimes would like to
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olderthandirt

May 1, 2011, 6:32 PM
I actually still kike most customers. Just sometimes you get those that are expecting you to give it all to them
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hobble

May 1, 2011, 6:33 PM
What is the meaning of this word that you speak of?
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MrMc

May 1, 2011, 7:18 PM
i know what that word means but im not sure if he ment it... 😳 ...
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olderthandirt

May 1, 2011, 7:28 PM
kike is second cousin to like or the more distant relative dike
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callcenterrep69

May 3, 2011, 1:46 PM
Aww...go fly a KIKE! 😲
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DarkStar

May 8, 2011, 10:53 AM
Yay for Bill Handle
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olderthandirt

May 8, 2011, 6:46 PM
That was good 🤤
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smazi

May 1, 2011, 8:32 PM
I'm thinking you meant to type "like" 😉

darn typos
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medic6037

May 3, 2011, 1:51 PM
Me: I'm going need to transfer you to department @#@#@#@#@.

Customer: The next person I talk to better be the CEO!

Me: It'll just be a brief hold while the CEO on the line.

Straight over to the spanish que
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olderthandirt

May 8, 2011, 6:47 PM
😎 😎 😎
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