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Easter Delight
How may I assist you today.
I want it now. It is F***ing Easter and you all are transferring me around. Get it for me now you F***ing idiot.
Thank you sir, I do apoligize but I can only only get you to the department that can assist you with your request. Have a happy (f####ing - wish I could say that part) Easter.
My first call today
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Maybe the Easter bunny didn't stop at his house...
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If it did it would of left a special egg.
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I am sorry sir but Easter is a holiday that the stores may observe. No Sprint does not run the stores directly and sorry but we do not know what stores chose to close today and no we can not drive to your house to give you a new replacement phone for the one you just bought and dropped in the lake while drunk and fishing.
May you find a special egg today
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Maybe he was pissed off because he found out that Jesus actually did not come back to life and that all his time going to church was for nothing.
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