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Just had a woman ask for a lapband

SarahJo

Apr 21, 2011, 4:17 PM
for her computer.

*face palm*
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SavageKitty

Apr 21, 2011, 4:23 PM
Why, what does she think it will do for her computer 🤣
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SarahJo

Apr 21, 2011, 4:28 PM
but I still acted confused.

"Ma'am... we don't sell lapbands here, we're a cell phone store."

She looked at me as if I was the dumbest person she had ever spoken to. "A lapband... for the internet."

"Ohhh do you mean BROADband?"
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SavageKitty

Apr 21, 2011, 4:29 PM
Maybe she wanted her computer to lose weight
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SarahJo

Apr 21, 2011, 4:31 PM
Nutri*system* is.
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SavageKitty

Apr 21, 2011, 4:32 PM
good one. 🤣
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SarahJo

Apr 21, 2011, 4:33 PM
maybe a little too hard.
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SavageKitty

Apr 21, 2011, 6:14 PM
I thought it was funny. Truthfully I had no idea what she wanted till you said broadband
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SarahJo

Apr 21, 2011, 6:30 PM
I knew exactly what she wanted.

I just thought it was funny to mess with her.
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SavageKitty

Apr 21, 2011, 6:35 PM
I imagine it was 🤣
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Poking Pixie

Apr 21, 2011, 4:32 PM
You have to delete files for the computer to lose weight, duh. 😉 🤣
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SavageKitty

Apr 21, 2011, 4:33 PM
Oh thats how you do it. Well darn I was going to put my computer on the slim fast diet
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cstone

Apr 21, 2011, 9:43 PM
That works too. Just make sure you pour it into the cd tray to replace 3 meals a day! 🤣
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Sturmanator365

Apr 22, 2011, 5:57 PM
Dont forget you have to excercise it too otherwise its all a waste of time 🤣 🤣
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whitechick

May 11, 2011, 11:06 PM
I had a lady ask me to help her activate her G-spot 🤣 So we setup her 4-G hotspot.
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pickles

May 11, 2011, 11:13 PM
Lol!!!
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