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Customer humor
Sometimes you get the customers who have a great sense of humor or are just plain funny. Share some of your stories here!
Just had a lady where, after asking if there was anything else I could help her with, let loose a mighty sigh and in a rather wistful tone goes, "An all expenses paid trip to Jamaica... no phones, no internet, no cable... just white sands, beautiful warm weather... a nice uncrowded beach... and a psychic man with beautiful hands who would just pick up your thought of a chocolate mousse and bring it to you immediately."
She immediately laughed afterwards and said she'll save that for a genie- unless I was one in disguise. I laughed with her and told her to have a great rest of her evening.
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AvayaFeb 2, 2011, 3:24 PM
to hit me up if she comes here in Jamaiaca
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I work in changing ownership of lines. A few weeks ago after I transfered an ex wife off her recent ex-husbands account I asked her if there was anything else she needed. She replied "I could use a time machine". I apologized I did not have one but I could use one also. She laughed and told her to have a good night. From the rest of the call with her I get the impresion she was thankful to be divorced but would like to go back and stop the marriage.
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Well...you know...if you had a Delorian... 😉
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Excellent point, you think the Doc would let me borrow it?
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Only if you promise to save his life 🤣
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We have people verify their addresses before they can open their claim.
This customer verified everything except the house number it was something like this
jackson st
city, ST 99999
It took me 4 minutes just to get him to say the numbers before the street. I asked him the house number, it's not a house sir, the apartment number, it's not an apartment sir. Well what is the number that comes before the street, what number sir, the full billing address please. He repeats the street, city, state and zip. Ok Mr. Smith, each house on a street has a number, what is that number for your place of residence......waiting....oh! it's 5555 sir. Thank you Mr. Smith.
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HAHA thats funny.."Mr. Smith what are the numbers on your mailbox?"
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The queue that I'm in requires that we ask which state they're from. Everyone in Washington answers that question with "Seattle."
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No I don't. 🤠that's prolly cuz I live on the other side of WA in Spokane. 🤣
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