Shop Talk

"I just want to pay my bill real quick"

Translation:

"can you open my account to find out why I whent over on my minutes, also, is such and such line eligible for upgrade and, real quick, how do I turn the earpiece volume up on this phone, and also, my brother wants a phone, but doesn't want a contract, can I add him to my account but not get a contract and is there an activation fee, can I get that waived because I know someone who is dating someone else who's dad works for a company that has a corporate discount through you guys, oh and one more thing, how can I cancell this service, do I have a fee? and what about navigation, I want navigation on my phone but don't want to pay for it, can I get a new phone, do you guys sell the iPhone? what kind of dog do you like best? are you single? can I have some cheese? I like cheese, maybe some crackers too, and diet pepsi, but not pepsi one because that's not really diet pepsi it's kind of like "new pepsi", do you remember when they made "new pepsi"? or was it "new coke" do you have a girlfriend? why aren't you listening to me, is that a shovel in your hand, what are you doing with a shovel, oh my god you're going to hit me with it aren't you, oh hey, what kind of shovel is that, is that a titanium handle? I have one at home tha..***THWACK***


Anyone else have a quick question, no?
I'm going on lunch.