Shop Talk
Missing
Scene from every zombie movie
Band of Survivors Crash a call center
raiding the vending machines..
drinking the coffee still in the machine from a week ago
the secretly bitten one searching the call center for the candy stash lady's desk
finding a phone with a blinking red light
Answers it
Hello?
Hears a human voice
screams Hey everybody ! I've got someone...
back to the phone
What?
you've been on hold how long?
after the third day wouldn't you hang up?
the phone doesn't work because everybody's dead
the zombie apocalypse ya know
it was on the internet
and the news
um...and the papers
i can't give you a credit
i don't work here
all the supervisor's are dead
well undead
...
(continues)
Band of Survivors Crash a call center
raiding the vending machines..
drinking the coffee still in the machine from a week ago
the secretly bitten one searching the call center for the candy stash lady's desk
finding a phone with a blinking red light
Answers it
Hello?
Hears a human voice
screams Hey everybody ! I've got someone...
back to the phone
What?
you've been on hold how long?
after the third day wouldn't you hang up?
the phone doesn't work because everybody's dead
the zombie apocalypse ya know
it was on the internet
and the news
um...and the papers
i can't give you a credit
i don't work here
all the supervisor's are dead
well undead
...
(continues)
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That literally made me lol. We should get people together and create that scene. Seriously, it would be amazing. Sometimes I wonder if there's actual customers out there that would stay on hold that long.
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