Sharron Bottoms ๐คฃ
priceless ๐
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mrs hussey .... ๐คฃ wow
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Both of those custys I got today ๐คฃ too funny!
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Had a street name of Hiscock
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Joseph Coffee
Cup of JOE ๐คจ
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...some of these are so bad. If I get a customer with an... inappropriate or a "that's what she said" style name, I stick with "sir" or "ma'am".
Safer that way. ๐คฃ
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Yeah... I got a ckick named Jiame Virgin... Ms. Virgin ๐คฃ She didnt sound like it ๐
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i had the best one ever a guy named filty mcnasty i found out later there's a pub in london by that name it must be his [ps i worked for chase bank at the time]
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Thats a friggin good one...
How mean are some parents, jeez! ๐คฃ
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The 1Aug 19, 2010, 5:14 PM
I helped Dick Guess today! ๐
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Were his parents all "I guess that's a dick" ๐
"Thats it hunny, we shall call him Dick. Dick Guess." ๐
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I get a lot of people who sound like they belong in porn. I talked to a Randy Johnson like 3 weeks ago. ๐คฃ
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My girlfriend is a high school teacher and one of her student's last name is McFail.
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if he and McLovin got together, would they Fail at Lovin? ๐คจ
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I was in college and worked for ATTWS, the old att wireless (blue)...had a chinese guy call in for his acct...RICHARD DONG. I was on mute for most of the call.
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I guess it is Dick Dong for short.
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My name Dick Dong!
Why you laugh?
You no laugh me!
I be here 4 houra!
You go NOW!!!
I lak-a to spik to sum-BO-DEE plees!
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PAVE AMERICA!!! ๐
That is the STUPIDEST name I have heard in 5 yrs! ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ
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richard cheese....he said to call him dick ๐คฃ
jk...haven't come across it yet, but i don't think i'll be able to stifle a laugh when it does.
i did run across a xeoxun miao miao...last name pronounced meow meow...he wouldn't let me call him mr miao miao ๐
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sinister said:
richard cheese....he said to call him dick ๐คฃ
If I ever got that call, I would sincerely hope it was THE Richard Cheese. greatest lounge singer EVER! ๐
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lmao THE DICK Cheese? seriously? ๐คฃ omg ๐คฃ
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Have you never heard of Richard Cheese and his band, Lounge Against the Machine? Do a quick Google search to find his official site, you will be amazed. I think my favorite is either his dramatic version of Sublime's Wrong Way, or the Christmas edition of Holiday In Cambodia. It's hard to choose with him. ๐
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I love Richard Cheese's covers of Nirvana's "Rape Me" and Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back." Those are priceless.
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"Chop Suey"from system of a down
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I Like Sir Trail-Mix-Alot's "Baby Got Snacks"
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Linda Knipple (with a silent K). ๐คฃ
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One time I had a caller last name "Condon" with an "n" which is how the prophylactic is spelled in Spanish. Everytime I tried to address him as "Sir" he would go "I'm Joe Condon, C-o-n-d-o-n" I think he really wanted to hear me say it. ๐คฃ
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not here, but at my last job:
patapanapong samboonsap
mr schwartdfger thats 5 consinence in a row!?! (also pronounced short fu**er)
we had to book hotels for them, ive spelled those name over the phone Hundreds of times
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randy cox
mr. phelan-gude (feeling good?)
sonny fairweather
theres more, i just cant remember them all.. the funniest were the combination. we wrote the pairings by their last names on our nightly reports.
white/ghize
farmer/haymaker
long/large or long/cox, large/cox
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Touch Thang... yes, no lie... it was in the middle of a group of asian? names
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I had a guy named tequila black hahaha
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Bay Faki, pronounced "phuck-ee"
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Sunshine Phluffy (pronounced Fluffy), Scrappy Klug, Sylvia Butz.
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there is a place called phukit! its like a 3rd world country but has a resort place on it, i dont think i could come up with better name for a mountian escape resort thatn Phukit.
job getting to you? Phukit!
tired of dealing with your kids? Phukit!
divorce not going your way? Phukit!
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Phuket [Phoo-Ket], in Thailand. ๐
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today i got the voice mail of Myran ***x, i would have LoOoved to vEry loudly asked if Ms ***x was available! ohwell...maybe another time.
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awww, i guess i cant say that? sorry!... it was a legit name! Fu(cay)x can i say that? sorry im not sure how much i need to censor out
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I talked to a Mrs. Sidebottom today. She and her husband live in Floyds Knobs, Illinois. ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐ณ
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A guy just told my coworker his name was Dick Teets ๐ฒ
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Jade Wang. ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ
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Bernt Weed ๐ณ
a typo? Bert? hippy parrents??
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I used to work for a bank.
One of the semi-regular customers
was Tapash Raksh** ๐คฃ
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i had mr Shart ๐คฃ a day or so ago, cant remember the first name ๐คฃ
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Harold P Kness
wondered if he went by Harry ๐
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Richard Fullwood ๐ ๐
.... And he's all "Call me Dick" ๐คฃ
At least he isnt a halfwood or nowood! ๐
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Did I tell you about Cary Hiscock? Spoke to this lady about two months ago.
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Just spoke with Misty Vongoodnight.
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I just got Lovely Jewells ๐คฃ
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smaziSep 20, 2010, 7:19 PM
I had a lady today last name of Cookie. I just loved saying "Ms Cookie." There was also a Ms Slutski. ๐คฃ
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talked to Princess Sims yesterday. i must have said Princess 25 times durring that call. So wierd to call someone Princess... she sounded rather cute too ๐
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I think I just called her "Ms. Sims" the whole time, though.
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well, she's with Tmob now! ๐คฃ ๐ i wanted to ask if her mom was Queen Sims ๐
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triflin' people. always switching carriers and junk.
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Marijayne Pipejoy! haaaaahahaha ๐ฒ
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edakkilla baby.... they pronounced the first name howtakilla ..??? i didnt say the whole name durring ANY of that call!
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i had one with a name of pleasure young ๐ฒ
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fend lee guy (he WAS a friendly guy! ) ๐คฃ ๐คฃ
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Queen Wimberly Whiteside.....
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King Justice and Rufus Dawgins... both employees that transferred to my dept
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john bruke ๐ณ don't know why...
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Just got this one:
Iona Dye
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just saw suk shin (suction ๐ )
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Sumdung ho or Mike Arreola
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SEMOct 14, 2010, 2:21 PM
I had a customer introduce himself as Ford Butram (Pronounced Buh-Tram) and never thought anything of it. Went to run the application for the customer and asked for his ID. His full name was Gayford Butram.
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Garrett Begay, pronounced "buh-gay". I cannot imagine how awful middle school must've been for that guy.
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Houng Cao...pronounced Hung Cow. ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ
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