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Another Great Name...

ACSer4Sprint

Aug 19, 2010, 12:47 PM
Sharron Bottoms ๐Ÿคฃ


priceless ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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ACSer4Sprint

Aug 19, 2010, 1:57 PM
Scarlet Hussey ๐Ÿคฃ
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libreyloco

Aug 19, 2010, 3:06 PM
mrs hussey .... ๐Ÿคฃ wow
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libreyloco

Aug 19, 2010, 3:05 PM
๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ
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ACSer4Sprint

Aug 19, 2010, 3:36 PM
Both of those custys I got today ๐Ÿคฃ too funny!
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SavageKitty

Sep 16, 2010, 10:43 PM
Had a street name of Hiscock
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ACSer4Sprint

Aug 19, 2010, 3:50 PM
Joseph Coffee

Cup of JOE ๐Ÿคจ
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serendair

Aug 19, 2010, 4:16 PM
...some of these are so bad. If I get a customer with an... inappropriate or a "that's what she said" style name, I stick with "sir" or "ma'am".

Safer that way. ๐Ÿคฃ
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ACSer4Sprint

Aug 19, 2010, 4:51 PM
Yeah... I got a ckick named Jiame Virgin... Ms. Virgin ๐Ÿคฃ She didnt sound like it ๐Ÿ˜•
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angrydem

Aug 19, 2010, 6:45 PM
i had the best one ever a guy named filty mcnasty i found out later there's a pub in london by that name it must be his [ps i worked for chase bank at the time]
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ACSer4Sprint

Aug 19, 2010, 6:50 PM
Thats a friggin good one...


How mean are some parents, jeez! ๐Ÿคฃ
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The 1

Aug 19, 2010, 5:14 PM
I helped Dick Guess today! ๐Ÿ˜
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ACSer4Sprint

Aug 19, 2010, 5:30 PM
๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ




Were his parents all "I guess that's a dick" ๐Ÿ˜•

"Thats it hunny, we shall call him Dick. Dick Guess." ๐Ÿ™„
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Poking Pixie

Aug 19, 2010, 6:16 PM
I get a lot of people who sound like they belong in porn. I talked to a Randy Johnson like 3 weeks ago. ๐Ÿคฃ
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ACSer4Sprint

Aug 19, 2010, 6:23 PM
๐Ÿคฃ
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dumbcustmagnet

Aug 20, 2010, 9:33 AM
My girlfriend is a high school teacher and one of her student's last name is McFail.
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ACSer4Sprint

Aug 20, 2010, 10:47 AM
๐Ÿ˜ฒ


if he and McLovin got together, would they Fail at Lovin? ๐Ÿคจ
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DeloresDelGodda

Aug 20, 2010, 10:21 AM
I was in college and worked for ATTWS, the old att wireless (blue)...had a chinese guy call in for his acct...RICHARD DONG. I was on mute for most of the call.
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Da_Bonehead

Aug 20, 2010, 10:40 AM
I guess it is Dick Dong for short.
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dnbstyle29

Aug 24, 2010, 10:20 AM
My name Dick Dong!
Why you laugh?
You no laugh me!
I be here 4 houra!
You go NOW!!!

I lak-a to spik to sum-BO-DEE plees!
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ACSer4Sprint

Aug 20, 2010, 2:55 PM
PAVE AMERICA!!! ๐Ÿ™„


That is the STUPIDEST name I have heard in 5 yrs! ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ
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sinister

Aug 21, 2010, 11:41 AM
richard cheese....he said to call him dick ๐Ÿคฃ



jk...haven't come across it yet, but i don't think i'll be able to stifle a laugh when it does.

i did run across a xeoxun miao miao...last name pronounced meow meow...he wouldn't let me call him mr miao miao ๐Ÿ˜›
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wdfichtel

Aug 23, 2010, 1:35 PM
sinister said:
richard cheese....he said to call him dick ๐Ÿคฃ

If I ever got that call, I would sincerely hope it was THE Richard Cheese. greatest lounge singer EVER! ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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sinister

Aug 24, 2010, 11:15 AM
lmao THE DICK Cheese? seriously? ๐Ÿคฃ omg ๐Ÿคฃ
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wdfichtel

Aug 25, 2010, 1:28 PM
Have you never heard of Richard Cheese and his band, Lounge Against the Machine? Do a quick Google search to find his official site, you will be amazed. I think my favorite is either his dramatic version of Sublime's Wrong Way, or the Christmas edition of Holiday In Cambodia. It's hard to choose with him. ๐Ÿ˜
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Mr. Scary

Aug 25, 2010, 3:15 PM
I love Richard Cheese's covers of Nirvana's "Rape Me" and Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back." Those are priceless.
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kris.the.pope

Aug 25, 2010, 6:55 PM
"Chop Suey"from system of a down
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Da_Bonehead

Aug 30, 2010, 4:13 PM
I Like Sir Trail-Mix-Alot's "Baby Got Snacks"
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Poking Pixie

Aug 23, 2010, 5:56 PM
Linda Knipple (with a silent K). ๐Ÿคฃ
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auroaya

Aug 24, 2010, 8:39 AM
One time I had a caller last name "Condon" with an "n" which is how the prophylactic is spelled in Spanish. Everytime I tried to address him as "Sir" he would go "I'm Joe Condon, C-o-n-d-o-n" I think he really wanted to hear me say it. ๐Ÿคฃ
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phyxlor

Aug 25, 2010, 11:54 AM
not here, but at my last job:
patapanapong samboonsap

mr schwartdfger thats 5 consinence in a row!?! (also pronounced short fu**er)

we had to book hotels for them, ive spelled those name over the phone Hundreds of times
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randy cox
mr. phelan-gude (feeling good?)
sonny fairweather

theres more, i just cant remember them all.. the funniest were the combination. we wrote the pairings by their last names on our nightly reports.

white/ghize
farmer/haymaker
long/large or long/cox, large/cox
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phyxlor

Aug 30, 2010, 2:24 PM
Touch Thang... yes, no lie... it was in the middle of a group of asian? names
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mindflux

Aug 31, 2010, 9:49 PM
๐Ÿ˜‰
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lazybone

Aug 31, 2010, 8:22 AM
I had a guy named tequila black hahaha
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sprintchickwv

Aug 31, 2010, 9:48 PM
Bay Faki, pronounced "phuck-ee"
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Phadre_

Sep 1, 2010, 12:18 AM
Sunshine Phluffy (pronounced Fluffy), Scrappy Klug, Sylvia Butz.
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phyxlor

Sep 15, 2010, 2:09 PM
there is a place called phukit! its like a 3rd world country but has a resort place on it, i dont think i could come up with better name for a mountian escape resort thatn Phukit.

job getting to you? Phukit!
tired of dealing with your kids? Phukit!
divorce not going your way? Phukit!
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dnbstyle29

Sep 15, 2010, 2:24 PM
I wanna go there.
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kittie

Oct 11, 2010, 11:43 AM
Phuket [Phoo-Ket], in Thailand. ๐Ÿ˜
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phyxlor

Sep 8, 2010, 3:40 PM
today i got the voice mail of Myran ***x, i would have LoOoved to vEry loudly asked if Ms ***x was available! ohwell...maybe another time.
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phyxlor

Sep 8, 2010, 4:13 PM
awww, i guess i cant say that? sorry!... it was a legit name! Fu(cay)x can i say that? sorry im not sure how much i need to censor out
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Poking Pixie

Sep 8, 2010, 9:51 PM
I talked to a Mrs. Sidebottom today. She and her husband live in Floyds Knobs, Illinois. ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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MexicanJumpingBean

Sep 10, 2010, 5:20 PM
A guy just told my coworker his name was Dick Teets ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
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Poking Pixie

Sep 15, 2010, 1:36 PM
Jade Wang. ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ
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phyxlor

Sep 15, 2010, 1:41 PM
Bernt Weed ๐Ÿ˜ณ

a typo? Bert? hippy parrents??
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dnbstyle29

Sep 15, 2010, 1:53 PM
I used to work for a bank.
One of the semi-regular customers
was Tapash Raksh** ๐Ÿคฃ
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loko_head

Sep 15, 2010, 3:53 PM
Bob Sh*ts... ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
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loko_head

Sep 15, 2010, 3:56 PM
tanya pooperstink
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phyxlor

Sep 16, 2010, 11:21 AM
i had mr Shart ๐Ÿคฃ a day or so ago, cant remember the first name ๐Ÿคฃ
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Researcher

Sep 17, 2010, 8:46 PM
Harold P Kness


wondered if he went by Harry ๐Ÿ™„
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ACSer4Sprint

Sep 20, 2010, 11:29 AM
Richard Fullwood ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


.... And he's all "Call me Dick" ๐Ÿคฃ


At least he isnt a halfwood or nowood! ๐Ÿ˜•
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mc tubbs

Sep 20, 2010, 2:43 PM
Did I tell you about Cary Hiscock? Spoke to this lady about two months ago.
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mc tubbs

Sep 20, 2010, 4:05 PM
ment His(ock
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mc tubbs

Sep 20, 2010, 4:18 PM
Just spoke with Misty Vongoodnight.
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ACSer4Sprint

Sep 20, 2010, 4:28 PM
I just got Lovely Jewells ๐Ÿคฃ


๐Ÿ˜ฒ H my those are lovely jewells! ๐Ÿ™„
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smazi

Sep 20, 2010, 7:19 PM
I had a lady today last name of Cookie. I just loved saying "Ms Cookie." There was also a Ms Slutski. ๐Ÿคฃ
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phyxlor

Sep 21, 2010, 8:46 AM
talked to Princess Sims yesterday. i must have said Princess 25 times durring that call. So wierd to call someone Princess... she sounded rather cute too ๐Ÿ™‚
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sprintchickwv

Sep 21, 2010, 1:49 PM
I think I just called her "Ms. Sims" the whole time, though.
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phyxlor

Sep 22, 2010, 7:59 AM
well, she's with Tmob now! ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜Ž i wanted to ask if her mom was Queen Sims ๐Ÿ™„
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sprintchickwv

Sep 22, 2010, 2:11 PM
triflin' people. always switching carriers and junk.
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phyxlor

Sep 21, 2010, 10:45 AM
Marijayne Pipejoy! haaaaahahaha ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
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phyxlor

Sep 21, 2010, 1:43 PM
edakkilla baby.... they pronounced the first name howtakilla ..??? i didnt say the whole name durring ANY of that call!
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ZumiezEastCoast

Sep 28, 2010, 5:18 PM
i had one with a name of pleasure young ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
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phyxlor

Sep 30, 2010, 5:30 PM
fend lee guy (he WAS a friendly guy! ) ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ
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Harlequinn23

Oct 2, 2010, 6:20 PM
Queen Wimberly Whiteside.....
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Phadre_

Oct 3, 2010, 1:48 PM
King Justice and Rufus Dawgins... both employees that transferred to my dept
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mexican putoz

Oct 8, 2010, 2:49 PM
john bruke ๐Ÿ˜ณ don't know why...
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serendair

Oct 8, 2010, 9:29 PM
Just got this one:

Iona Dye
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phyxlor

Oct 11, 2010, 11:21 AM
just saw suk shin (suction ๐Ÿ˜‰ )
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ruler_goddess

Oct 11, 2010, 5:44 PM
Sumdung ho or Mike Arreola
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Scootypuffjr

Oct 14, 2010, 12:43 PM
Sik Ho ๐Ÿคฃ
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SEM

Oct 14, 2010, 2:21 PM
I had a customer introduce himself as Ford Butram (Pronounced Buh-Tram) and never thought anything of it. Went to run the application for the customer and asked for his ID. His full name was Gayford Butram.
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sprintchickwv

Oct 14, 2010, 2:54 PM
Garrett Begay, pronounced "buh-gay". I cannot imagine how awful middle school must've been for that guy.
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Poking Pixie

Nov 16, 2010, 3:20 PM
Houng Cao...pronounced Hung Cow. ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ
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