KrisOct 21, 2007, 9:25 PM
I work NSS with a Sprint vendor site, and taking calls I've come across some really funny names for customers and store reps. The funniest ones I've come across in my 3 months working here are:
Susan Glascock - C
Dong Lam - C
Osama Borja - C
Ariel - Male store rep
Courtney - Male store rep
Xena - Female store rep.
Anybody else have funny names of customers or reps?
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I got a nickname here at my job----Stiffler 🤣 🤣 🤣
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my username was a nametag i worked at long ago
the arsi part...
the mckhoi is a rewrite of a star trek character...
could also rewrite it R.C. McCoy
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King Dong. No joke.
And there's an Isreali gentleman that comes to our mall every year for the holiday season to set up gift kiosks...his name's Ariel, too.
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I've got an Israeli named Ariel that owns a kiosk in our mall too. Does yours sell olivewood christian crafts?
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That sounds familiar. See, here he comes and sets up multiple kiosks for the holidays, then in January they all pack up and leave (with the exception of the nail place and the hair straightener place, which are here year-round).
The Ariel that comes here is youngish (I'd say late twenties max, but I'm bad with ages) and wears his hair very long and in a ponytail. He usually ends up setting up a kiosk with religious-type stuff like you mentioned, three or four with various toys, a couple of others. They did a sandwich shop here for a few months too.
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I had a customer named Cleetus Loveless,he is pretty much my hero.
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How about Richard Richard. Guess his parents had a sense of humor.
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This is no joke
I had a customer named Jill Blumpkin and one named Iyvanna Seymen
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I have a customer named Andrew Andrews, and one named Tom Sawyer that lives on Huckleberry Lane.
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Activated the other day for a woman whos first name was Bong.
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we had a customer and his name was barre butts!
spelled exactly like that!! 🤣
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I have a
Donald Ducki
chin su yu
stacy (male)
a couple shannons (male)
kim (male)
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Wait a sec... is it really a crazy customer name if you have multiple male customers named Shannon?
And BTW... THANKS FOR POINTING OUT THAT I HAVE A CRAZY CUSTOMER NAME!!
I'm off to be sad now ☹️
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Comes At Night (last name)
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April Flowers
Yung Duong
Michael Hunt
Peter and Richard Burns
Benjamin Gay
Marge Sampson
Harry Tanner
Ariola Leaks
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dick clipper 😲 😳
OUCH!!!
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Teddy Bair... I'm not kidding... 😳
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I had a Chuck Norris not too long ago.
And a very long time ago we had a guy named Dingbag Sing.
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Q_Q_QOct 25, 2007, 9:38 AM
a guy i work with spoke to "Iggly Snaggly" that was a great one
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Customer: Ida Begaye 😳
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Michael J. Fox...... not the real one 🤣
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My personal favorie - Richard Small-some really cruel parents there.
Or, try this one with a long island accent-
Anita Fingah!!!!
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I don't see too many crazy names. I do come up with some! ;)
My fav to call in from the dealership:
Jean Lemonjello (pron. LE-mon-jellou)
Most NSS agents don't catch the spelling of the last name as being weird. (I ALWAYS spell the last name, it's part of the joke)
If agents do catch the last name, I say that I am a great grandson of a Belgum Hugnot that came over with William Penn's Household.
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No lie there were some twins that a customer had and their names were lemongello and orangegello. LMAO! 🤣
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Long Wang
LaKiki Lucky
Lho Hung
Also, I got a call from the user of the second phone on an account, Mohammad G. Katani. Not to be confused with the actual account holder, his brother, Mohammad R. Katani.
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During High School I used to hang out with this kid named Mark and he had a younger sister who's first name was actually Dorkus. I have no idea what thier parents were thinking. She's actually a very beautiful girl, but she's doomed for life with that name.
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Gay Izzard. She was an elderly black lady.
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Sparkles Steele. Sounds like a cleaning product.
And, the best one ever...
Macha BEARD-HARDER!!!
You may beard, but he beards harders.
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I had a customer that signed up for an account with me over the phone. I forgot his first name but his last name is something I will never forget...
RATTANAPHONE
For real. I ran his credit and all... Got approved for an account and I closed the sale.
He's meant to have a phone afterall.... 😳
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deepcJun 10, 2010, 3:16 PM
I had a customer who pronounced her name "Oranja Colad" and her name was actually spelled "Orange Koolaid"
I didn't have the heart to tell her that she was mispronouncing her own name 🙂
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Orji Hapiness Customer
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Customer first name pronounced Fe-muh-lie spelled Female
Trinity csr male
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Dick Long
Nick Kissoff ( was in service. Got into trouble. Was asked by a general what his name was. "Kissoff Sir!")
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Just saw one in my system: Puddin Jones.
Indiana's little brother?
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The Philippines call center has more names then a grocery store has produce.
Jerry Garcia ~~ He did not know how the "dead guy" was... BLASPHEMY I TELL YOU!
Cake
Apple
Irish Gale
Red
Snow
Orange
Then there are the girls with boy names like Tom, Reg, Rennie, Ronnie
and the boys with girl names
Alice 👀
😳
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I love talking to Filipino reps.
"Hello, thank you for calling Telesales, this is Ann Taylor."
"Hello, thank you for choosing Sprint, my name is George Washington."
"Thank you for calling Tech Support, my name is Abraham Lincoln."
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Filipino rep: "Dank you fur galling, dis is Calvin Klein."
Customer: "Calvin Klein? The one who went to Hill Valley in 1955 in a time-traveling DeLorean?"
Filipino rep: "Yes, indeed, sir, de very same. How can I help you?"
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I know Ronnie is a nickname for Veronica.. but Tom??? 👀
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Harold Peter Kness. With out pausing, he said most people call him Harry. I wonder if they use a middle initial??
What are some parents thinking?????????
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Currently speaking with Peter Whitehead 🤣
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Ahmed Mahnmeet (pronounced Man Meat)
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Stuart Pid (Stu Pid)
🤣
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Oh and my personal favorite, Melvin Poindexter... Not only is he a melvin, he is a poindexter... And boy did he sound like it, he was about 50 and sounded like a total geek like he had duct tape on his glasses!!! 😎
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Huey Ducksworth - I had to see some id on this one.
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Mustafa Rage.
And my AM had a caller the other day whose name was Golden Dong.
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