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Craziest customer/store rep names

Kris

Oct 21, 2007, 9:25 PM
I work NSS with a Sprint vendor site, and taking calls I've come across some really funny names for customers and store reps. The funniest ones I've come across in my 3 months working here are:

Susan Glascock - C

Dong Lam - C

Osama Borja - C

Ariel - Male store rep

Courtney - Male store rep

Xena - Female store rep.

Anybody else have funny names of customers or reps?
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ArchAngel028

Oct 22, 2007, 12:18 AM
I got a nickname here at my job----Stiffler 🤣 🤣 🤣
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arsimckhoi

Oct 22, 2007, 6:46 AM
my username was a nametag i worked at long ago

the arsi part...

the mckhoi is a rewrite of a star trek character...

could also rewrite it R.C. McCoy
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Sprintkitty

Oct 22, 2007, 9:22 AM
King Dong. No joke.

And there's an Isreali gentleman that comes to our mall every year for the holiday season to set up gift kiosks...his name's Ariel, too.
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BigShowJB

Oct 22, 2007, 9:26 AM
I've got an Israeli named Ariel that owns a kiosk in our mall too. Does yours sell olivewood christian crafts?
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Sprintkitty

Oct 22, 2007, 9:32 AM
That sounds familiar. See, here he comes and sets up multiple kiosks for the holidays, then in January they all pack up and leave (with the exception of the nail place and the hair straightener place, which are here year-round).

The Ariel that comes here is youngish (I'd say late twenties max, but I'm bad with ages) and wears his hair very long and in a ponytail. He usually ends up setting up a kiosk with religious-type stuff like you mentioned, three or four with various toys, a couple of others. They did a sandwich shop here for a few months too.
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thwack1083

Oct 22, 2007, 9:28 AM
I had a customer named Cleetus Loveless,he is pretty much my hero.
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GettingItDone01

Oct 22, 2007, 9:28 AM
How about Richard Richard. Guess his parents had a sense of humor.
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Cingular724

Oct 22, 2007, 10:03 AM
This is no joke

I had a customer named Jill Blumpkin and one named Iyvanna Seymen
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PhoneyName

Oct 27, 2007, 8:58 AM
I have a customer named Andrew Andrews, and one named Tom Sawyer that lives on Huckleberry Lane.
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sckoisks17

Oct 22, 2007, 10:15 AM
Wing Chan.
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rainbowbrite

Oct 22, 2007, 2:05 PM
Dusty Flowers.
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rustyshackleford

Oct 22, 2007, 2:13 PM
Activated the other day for a woman whos first name was Bong.
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cellb1tch

Oct 22, 2007, 4:47 PM
we had a customer and his name was barre butts!

spelled exactly like that!! 🤣
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malibu_377

Oct 23, 2007, 11:02 AM
I have a
Donald Ducki
chin su yu
stacy (male)
a couple shannons (male)
kim (male)
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shellis129

Oct 24, 2007, 10:55 PM
Wait a sec... is it really a crazy customer name if you have multiple male customers named Shannon?

And BTW... THANKS FOR POINTING OUT THAT I HAVE A CRAZY CUSTOMER NAME!!

I'm off to be sad now ☹️
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aavera

Oct 23, 2007, 11:25 AM
Comes At Night (last name)
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3g-g-g-unit

Oct 24, 2007, 2:59 PM
April Flowers
Yung Duong
Michael Hunt
Peter and Richard Burns
Benjamin Gay
Marge Sampson
Harry Tanner
Ariola Leaks
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BigShowJB

Oct 24, 2007, 5:58 PM
dick clipper 😲 😳
OUCH!!!
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TMoGuy

Oct 24, 2007, 11:23 PM
Teddy Bair... I'm not kidding... 😳
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that_one_girl

Oct 25, 2007, 9:22 AM
I had a Chuck Norris not too long ago.

And a very long time ago we had a guy named Dingbag Sing.
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Q_Q_Q

Oct 25, 2007, 9:38 AM
a guy i work with spoke to "Iggly Snaggly" that was a great one
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3LeggedDinosaur

Oct 25, 2007, 3:07 PM
Customer: Ida Begaye 😳
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burgundy

Oct 25, 2007, 3:41 PM
Michael J. Fox...... not the real one 🤣
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cingagent

Oct 26, 2007, 9:01 AM
My personal favorie - Richard Small-some really cruel parents there.

Or, try this one with a long island accent-
Anita Fingah!!!!
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darkweb

Oct 26, 2007, 9:53 AM
I don't see too many crazy names. I do come up with some! ;)

My fav to call in from the dealership:

Jean Lemonjello (pron. LE-mon-jellou)

Most NSS agents don't catch the spelling of the last name as being weird. (I ALWAYS spell the last name, it's part of the joke)

If agents do catch the last name, I say that I am a great grandson of a Belgum Hugnot that came over with William Penn's Household.
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doodahii

Jun 8, 2010, 11:11 PM
No lie there were some twins that a customer had and their names were lemongello and orangegello. LMAO! 🤣
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aquaholic5

Oct 27, 2007, 5:16 AM
Long Wang

LaKiki Lucky

Lho Hung

Also, I got a call from the user of the second phone on an account, Mohammad G. Katani. Not to be confused with the actual account holder, his brother, Mohammad R. Katani.
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devilsmafia

Oct 27, 2007, 9:03 AM
During High School I used to hang out with this kid named Mark and he had a younger sister who's first name was actually Dorkus. I have no idea what thier parents were thinking. She's actually a very beautiful girl, but she's doomed for life with that name.
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sprintchickwv

Jun 8, 2010, 7:31 PM
Gay Izzard. She was an elderly black lady.
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weresquirrel

Jun 8, 2010, 8:14 PM
Sparkles Steele. Sounds like a cleaning product.

And, the best one ever...

Macha BEARD-HARDER!!!

You may beard, but he beards harders.
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kittie

Jun 10, 2010, 1:20 PM
I had a customer that signed up for an account with me over the phone. I forgot his first name but his last name is something I will never forget...

RATTANAPHONE

For real. I ran his credit and all... Got approved for an account and I closed the sale.

He's meant to have a phone afterall.... 😳
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deepc

Jun 10, 2010, 3:16 PM
I had a customer who pronounced her name "Oranja Colad" and her name was actually spelled "Orange Koolaid"

I didn't have the heart to tell her that she was mispronouncing her own name 🙂
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Drayton30

Jun 10, 2010, 6:13 PM
Orji Hapiness Customer
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Da_Bonehead

Jun 10, 2010, 6:55 PM
Customer first name pronounced Fe-muh-lie spelled Female

Trinity csr male
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Researcher

Jun 11, 2010, 1:01 PM
Dick Long
Nick Kissoff ( was in service. Got into trouble. Was asked by a general what his name was. "Kissoff Sir!")
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retrocool

Jun 12, 2010, 7:53 PM
Just saw one in my system: Puddin Jones.

Indiana's little brother?
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I_Flogged_molly

Jun 12, 2010, 10:53 PM
The Philippines call center has more names then a grocery store has produce.
Jerry Garcia ~~ He did not know how the "dead guy" was... BLASPHEMY I TELL YOU!

Cake
Apple
Irish Gale
Red
Snow
Orange

Then there are the girls with boy names like Tom, Reg, Rennie, Ronnie

and the boys with girl names
Alice 👀

😳
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sprintchickwv

Jun 13, 2010, 1:59 PM
I love talking to Filipino reps.

"Hello, thank you for calling Telesales, this is Ann Taylor."

"Hello, thank you for choosing Sprint, my name is George Washington."

"Thank you for calling Tech Support, my name is Abraham Lincoln."
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retrocool

Jun 14, 2010, 11:47 AM
Filipino rep: "Dank you fur galling, dis is Calvin Klein."

Customer: "Calvin Klein? The one who went to Hill Valley in 1955 in a time-traveling DeLorean?"

Filipino rep: "Yes, indeed, sir, de very same. How can I help you?"
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wdfichtel

Jun 13, 2010, 5:48 PM
I know Ronnie is a nickname for Veronica.. but Tom??? 👀
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Researcher

Jun 14, 2010, 12:44 PM
Harold Peter Kness. With out pausing, he said most people call him Harry. I wonder if they use a middle initial??



What are some parents thinking?????????
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kingjerm420

Jun 18, 2010, 6:59 PM
Currently speaking with Peter Whitehead 🤣
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Scootypuffjr

Jun 18, 2010, 7:03 PM
Ahmed Mahnmeet (pronounced Man Meat)
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ACSer4Sprint

Jun 22, 2010, 11:27 AM
Stuart Pid (Stu Pid)
🤣
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ACSer4Sprint

Jun 22, 2010, 11:29 AM
Oh and my personal favorite, Melvin Poindexter... Not only is he a melvin, he is a poindexter... And boy did he sound like it, he was about 50 and sounded like a total geek like he had duct tape on his glasses!!! 😎
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Da_Bonehead

Jun 22, 2010, 12:28 PM
Huey Ducksworth - I had to see some id on this one.
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sprintchickwv

Jul 1, 2010, 6:12 PM
Mustafa Rage.

And my AM had a caller the other day whose name was Golden Dong.
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