Shop Talk
I'm a dich!
me: hmm well im sorry to inform you but your not eligible until 12/10. But your eligible for an early iphone upgrade.
cust: no! i want my iphone now at the full discount and dont try to bs me!
me: im sorry but thats not possible, like i was saying we can ...
cust: no!! i want to cancel right now! get me over to cancellations!
me: Im sorry but my cancellations dpt is closed BUUUUUT ill be more than happy to cancel your lines myself! 😉
sooo theres an ETF for $150 on both lines, well make the cancellatoin effective today..
cust:........click.
me: 😈 😈 😈 😈 🤣 🤣 :...
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