Shop Talk
Top 10 Things
I will do the last day i work here
park across 3 of the 7 handicap parking spaces next to the door and when told to move .. i will move.. 1 space over
Prop Badge Secured door open with shoe
lock all the bathroom stalls from the inside
Walk up to sups desk when he's not there and revoke his log in password
tell the customer our physical address, and tell them to tell the security guard, "call center director's name" sent me..
Give every customer my user limit in credit
Suspend a customers account if they become belligerent
Send a mass email that says this is the last straw and to return my stapler Razz
see how long it takes them to realize I'm sitting at my desk....naked
Order Pizza for the call center and tell t...
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park across 3 of the 7 handicap parking spaces next to the door and when told to move .. i will move.. 1 space over
Prop Badge Secured door open with shoe
lock all the bathroom stalls from the inside
Walk up to sups desk when he's not there and revoke his log in password
tell the customer our physical address, and tell them to tell the security guard, "call center director's name" sent me..
Give every customer my user limit in credit
Suspend a customers account if they become belligerent
Send a mass email that says this is the last straw and to return my stapler Razz
see how long it takes them to realize I'm sitting at my desk....naked
Order Pizza for the call center and tell t...
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So another words you sit around in a big office all day eating pizza. Wow, your job sounds difficult. Grrrr I would be mad at my boss too!
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🤣 Sounds like a regular day here, other than the naked part. But we can still hope. 😎
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don't forget to recommend other wireless carriers to customers for all their needs 😁
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i would love to do that.."sir, if you cannot afford us, then try cricket, metro pcs, or better yet, get a landline." 🤣
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sir do u relize that for the past 6 years u have had "(insert company)" we have been screwing u i would try "(anybody else)" 🤣
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