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Drunky drunk drunk
SantiJan 27, 2010, 4:01 PM
There is a certain man who always comes in drunk. That's wonderful thing #1. What's wonderful thing #2, you ask? He only comes in when he has a problem. Oh, goody.
C: Yeah, my phone isn't charging.
He sets the old Samsung on the counter with the charger.
C: I don't know if the charger's broken or what.
Me: Let's see here.
I take the phone and charger to an outlet and plug it in. It doesn't even go in all the way. I look at the charger. It's missing a corner.
Me: Yeah, the charger is broken.
C: What?!?!
Me: The corner is broken off.
C: That's ridiculous! I better get a loaner phone! (slur slur slur) You better fix it!
Me: Do you have insurance?
C: I don't know, but I better get a loaner phone that's not worth...
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i love the customers who call in and demand a cancellation, and then hang up.. guess what buddy... no accnt up no verification, no cancellation.. bye!!
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Lol then they call Telesales and bitch us out because apparently "Care" aka Retention is full of a bunch of idiots. Well sir did you give them your account info? No you just cussed them out and hung up and this is my fault how? 😲 Oh btw would you like to add a line of service to that account your planning on canceling before I transfer you. Lol they love that 🙄
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lol... i love that i get between 2-3 calls a night about hwo sales wouldnt tel lthem how much their bill is now. uhmm durhr sir, the ivr tells you that they cant see accoutn info! but thats not account info its just my balance.. well ur dumb to think its not accnt info sir i dont know what else to tel lyou.
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