I do not like 8800 it's just to big for my hand.
Can the goverment trace this phone?
I do not want to put this in my name the cops are looking for me.
any others?
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""I do not want to put this in my name the cops are looking for me.""
I always expected this but never got it. Freaking great one liner.
Mostly the traceable Q's are to avoid getting caught or to do the cheating.
I don't want this prepaid phone in my name. I'm dating this girl on the side.
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LanaeOct 16, 2009, 2:45 PM
C: 'Do you sell phones here?'
I look around at the 20 some odd phones on the walls...
ME: 'no...we just like to show you what they look like...'
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Lanae said:
C: 'Do you sell phones here?'
I look around at the 20 some odd phones on the walls...
ME: 'no...we just like to show you what they look like...'
Oh my freaking gosh!!! Seriously I get that all the time. What the heck are these ppl smoking. Sign says ATT Wireless and every wall in the store has at least 15 phones on it (except the glass window).
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I always answer nope.... we give them away! would you like one?
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CinBellguy12 said:
I always answer nope.... we give them away! would you like one?
Nice.
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LanaeOct 16, 2009, 2:52 PM
Yea, some custys think that since it says free...it means 'free'!
C: This says 'free'! Can I have one?
Me: Sure, all you have to do is sign a 2 yr contract...
C: Seriously?!? But it says 'free'!
Me: Umm...yea...with contract
(Silly customers...tricks are for kids)
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HAHa gottcha do really think we just give this stuff away and by the way the reason it is free is cause the phone sucks and would probally make better use as a paper wieght.
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LanaeOct 16, 2009, 3:42 PM
I agree whole heartedly 😁
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After signing a single line contract.
"So don't I get one free?"
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I always love it cause we have 25 phones on the wall.. also we have 1 phone playing mobile tv at all times.... then they come in and look at the tv then come to me and ask that stupid questions do you sell phones here.... dude you just spent 10 minutes staring at them are you serious???
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What does the wall charger do?
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Duh it charges the wall geez we all know that.
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I couldn't believe my ears when the customer asked me that.
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Same customer asked me what the car charge did too. That was the day I came home with a big red spot on my forhead
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The girl with the red spot on her forehead.
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AvayaMar 28, 2010, 11:16 PM
🤣
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do you sell criket here?
i am going to cancell
fix my phone ( and the throw it at you) 😡
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misst2009 said:
do you sell criket here?
i am going to cancell
fix my phone ( and the throw it at you) 😡
hahaha Cancel.....here's a quarter call someone who cares, on a payphone b/c thats probably all you can operate.
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I love when threatin to cancel.... I look at them and sure thing where should i send yor final bill. Then I till them that once i cancel the line they will loose that number and that you will have no service starting immedetly. then they so well wait. works everytime.
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ecycled said:
hahaha Cancel.....here's a quarter call someone who cares, on a payphone b/c thats probably all you can operate.
good luck finding a payphone that only costs a quarter
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customer comes in slams his phone on the counter and yells I dont get signal where I live
I said "give my your address and ill come there and build you a tower"
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Will dat bluetoof work with my fone?
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no sir your phone needs a redtoof
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How about a customer complaining that she always drops her calls at one specific place, waaaay out in the woods. Then another customer who was standing nearby turns to me and says "I have some tools in my truck, let's go build the B*#$*@tch a tower so she shuts up"
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Me: "Are you calling to report the phone lost, stolen, damaged or malfunctiong?"
Cx: "Yes."
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Classic, no paying attention Cx.
Yes, hello, my phone was not making calls, got dropped on the ground while I was trying, stolen off the ground, and now I've lost it.
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wow. actual cx words? 😳
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Not exactly but pretty close. Its been a few years since that one. It was pretty much: I need warranty, the phone got broken, I lost it but found it, and then it was stolen... and I want to do warranty because it wasn't working right to begin with.
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wow. i would have reached through the phone and punched them in the face for talking stupidly. lol
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The sign outside says AT&T. The door says AT&T and has a big blue globe on it. All the posters and stuff in the store is orange and blue and say AT&T on them...
why on Earth would a person want to come into this store and ask about Verizon?...and this same person will get mad that I won't help them with their Verizon bill...
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I can't go to a store because I'm on house arrest.
😕
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I can't make phone calls on my phone.
Have you tried pulling the battery?
Well, not right now. I'm using it to call you.
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when i was in cust svc, i had to do tier 1 troubleshooting and a hard reset was standard.. anyway- i can't tell you how many customers would tell me they WEREN'T on the phone we were TS, but after I told them to take out the battery the call dropped. 🤣
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I need to make a warranty exchange, but my phone was stolen. It wasn't working right however before it was stolen.
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🤣
Never heard that one before.... that's good.
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C my son drowned and the phone was in his pocket can I get a refund?
M do you have the phone?
C no.
M then no you cant have a refund.
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retired customer was bitching about money he then told me he wishes god would just take him. he was very serious. I wanted to tell him if he didnt stop complaining it was going to me not god that takes his life
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me: hi how are you today waht can i do for you?
Cust: Nothing just looking.
Me: what is it you are looking for?
Cust: nothing just looking.
Me: under my breathe ( then why you staring at my phones, owwww thats right you think you know everything).
why do customers think they always no more than reps? I do this for living take my adivce.
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Beacuase they are just looking you arrogant overbearing know it all. If they want your opinion on something they'll ask. Maybe they don't need a pushy desperate salesperson in their face to shop?
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CoilOct 17, 2009, 3:48 PM
CinBellguy12 said:
no more than reps? I do this for living take my adivce.
no=know
I suggest an elementary school education.
When it comes to talking to people yeah they just want to look so you have to figure out a way to make them start talking other than 'did you have any questioins about what I'm payed to sell nag nag nag'
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CoilOct 17, 2009, 3:41 PM
I want to make sure my wife never finds out about it.
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To add to that:
Cust: can you make sure I do not get a detialed bill, my wife likes to spy on me.
Me: Do you have something to hide?
Cust has no answer but just please no deatled bill.
Me is that guy taking photos of you?
Cust: where?
Me sorry I do not see him anymore.
Cust gets really nervious and asks me to hurry and of courese i do not. by the way there was no one there ever just felt the urge to mess with his head.
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CoilOct 17, 2009, 3:49 PM
My wife is a fat beast. God I can't stand her.
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DrunkOct 17, 2009, 3:53 PM
Pee paid?
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LOL! That's hilarious.
Rep: "We have bar phones, slider phones, and flip phones. Which would you prefer?"
Cust: "Bar slider"
never fails....oye.
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MennoOct 23, 2009, 2:49 PM
Had a customer come in wanting to update her son's phone because he broke it, they had the phone for under 4 months so when I told her it would be retail to replace the device, she said she was cancelling and going to ATT.
I informed her about the early terms and she responded:
"Verizon will waive those because I'm a VIP"
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DrunkOct 23, 2009, 4:09 PM
Mother mother mother!
Big red and a verizon deal to boot! ha ha adkfjakldfjadfka
yes but not without smashing drums in the quake 😁
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"I can't get any teckses"
Or in big people words:
I can't recieve texts
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Hahha, "big people words!"
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Ever heard this one?
"ATT f*cked me in the @ss!! You are f*cking me in the @ss you b1tch!! Unlock my iPhone! Unlock it!"
I couldn't stop laughing!!
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I've heard "you're raping your customers!" and I was like oh...
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All the time!!
We don't even use lube.
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Was that customer's name Walter Sobchak, by chance?
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I don't remember the name. I know it was a guy and he didn't speak English very well. It was so funny for him to say that in his odd little accent!
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"Clickity clack spickity spack mumbo jumbo! I have cursed you for the rest of eternity you evil bastard!"
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"What do you mean a travel charger? I don't travel!"
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This one was not mine. But I like it.."I was so misuninformed about this phone"
The customer was complaining that the phone was running slow after she downloaded 125 apps 😳
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