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i really really really dont

lowtechlou

May 2, 2009, 10:03 AM
I dont want to work today.....i think im gonna click on a customer. ๐Ÿ‘ฟ


me: (groggy voice) "good morning, welcome to zippy pin head wireless!" โ˜น๏ธ

cust: (minny pearl voice)"hi do you sell fones?"

me: (voice cracking, eyes twitching) "why yes we sure do!" ๐Ÿคจ

cust: (minny pearl voice)"I wants one of those EYE-FONES!!"

me: (voice cracking, eyes watering, neck twitching) "im sorry that is ATT" ๐Ÿ˜•

cust: (minny pearl voice)"Then I wants one of those HTC Touch Diamond?"

me: (voice cracking, eyes watering, neck twitching) "im sorry that is sprint, verizion or alltel. ๐Ÿ˜•

cust: (minny pearl voice)"Then what the hell do you have??"

me: (voice cracking, eyes watering, neck twitching, veins popping, grittin...
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jessicad

May 2, 2009, 10:18 AM
lol love it. Sounds about right aye
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Em3rnce

May 2, 2009, 11:09 AM
Welcome to my daily life. ๐Ÿ˜‰
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lowtechlou

May 2, 2009, 1:10 PM
I chased that woman around the store for 15 minutes (kinda spry for a septa-genarion).

I had to clean everything up.

well gotta go move the body. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Drunk

May 2, 2009, 1:18 PM
Just eat it
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lowtechlou

May 2, 2009, 1:46 PM
anyone im gonna get the recipe for authentic mexican barbq from MATOMORAS, MX.

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Drunk

May 2, 2009, 1:51 PM
If she's on the plump side you could slow roast her on a spit and save that fatty juice to make a nice gravy/special sauce for your fixings. I'm thinking your store is going to eat well for a long time.
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lowtechlou

May 2, 2009, 2:11 PM
do europeans give you gas?? ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Drunk

May 2, 2009, 2:13 PM
Depends, the ones up north don't, like Sweden and Finland, but France and Spain do.... I'd never eat a hairy French lady, it's just not right.
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xIsamuTM

May 3, 2009, 1:40 PM
Norwegians give me the squirts.
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