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funny customer names (old thread buried)
I'll just give the last names of 2 people I spoke to today, both male.
1. Biggerstaff
2. Raper
1. Biggerstaff
2. Raper
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sean biggerstaff was in harry potter...he played oliver wood...so the biggerstaff/wood last name irony is pretty funny
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i had a customer yesterday who was a pain with the last name hellsberg
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Had a customer in with a crazy name, I would have disowned my parents.
Moe Lester.. No joke...
Moe Lester.. No joke...
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Pfft, I had one cus named Chichen Wang, and when the store rep called in telling me that was the customer's name I nearly laughed thinking it was a joke, she wanted me to waive the ETF on the line that day because they went back to Asia. And I asked her if she was really serious.
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Seriously, first activation of my life, guy was named Dick Pinch. Great guy, though, real nice and understanding.
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i got a call from a guy with the last name Douche. he pronounced it Duke. I was just like, "whatever, your name is douche."
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A friend of mine worked for somebody with the last name Massengill. He used to call her douche bag 😲
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hehe. someone had the last name of crapson
and then there was the guy who's name was rusty trombone... no joke either lol.
♥ Cy
and then there was the guy who's name was rusty trombone... no joke either lol.
♥ Cy
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I just had this customer by the name Shweti Bajaj. All I could thnk about was the SNL skit with Alec Baldwin talking about his Shweaty Balls. I almost died trying not to laugh
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The funniest one I ever saw was an asian lady named "Suquin Wang"... I've never laughed so hard in my life.
I've also and a Mrs. Poon, a Mrs. Cooter, and another asian woman named Watchen Yu.
I've also and a Mrs. Poon, a Mrs. Cooter, and another asian woman named Watchen Yu.
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I happen to have the same name as a very famous person.Can't tell you the number of time I've had ppl tell me,"that isn't really your name".Do ppl really think that when someone gets famous,everybody else has to change their name?
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🤣 haha how about Peter Poole, and my favorite Grace Ann Adams..that one freaked me out when she told me her name!!! (Greys anatomy), i dont know y i thought of that...just bord i guess
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Dong Soo Bok, and this dude never paid his bill so he was constantly in.
Patrick Deathrafge made me laugh, and he was a biker so it fit.
Hairy Pickle was my all time favorite. I have the screen shot of his profile to prove it. 🤣
Patrick Deathrafge made me laugh, and he was a biker so it fit.
Hairy Pickle was my all time favorite. I have the screen shot of his profile to prove it. 🤣
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with the last name Truevillian. I want that last name. I would live up to it!!
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