Shop Talk
OMG, im in shock!!
So a disgruntled customer goes into our service and repair center, unzips, and pee's all over the counter and the carpet!! we have been informed to dial 911 if we come in contact with him.. how frickin crazy is that?
WHO DOES THAT? who LITTERALLY pee's all over a counter and carpet.. and what person would sit back and allow this to happen? if it were me.. i'd have tackled his ass to the ground and started beating the sh*t out of them.. pee at my store. F-U .. i wouldn't want to have to steam clean a carpet after someone urinated all over it.. HELL NAH..
WHO DOES THAT? who LITTERALLY pee's all over a counter and carpet.. and what person would sit back and allow this to happen? if it were me.. i'd have tackled his ass to the ground and started beating the sh*t out of them.. pee at my store. F-U .. i wouldn't want to have to steam clean a carpet after someone urinated all over it.. HELL NAH..
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would you have stood there like a dummy with your thumb up your bum and let it happen? what would you have done?
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i would have told him to get the **** out! i definitely would not have tackled him though...im not that brave âšī¸
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i dunno if'd you call it brave, more or less reckless and dumb.. but still.. half the things i do, because im a story teller and i love to entertain.. awesome bar story.. hehe.. i did however let someone hit me in the back of the head with a flourescent bulb. i saw something similar done on 40yr old virgin.. hehe.. it sounded so cool ... POP . and glass everywhere.. =[ yea in my hair thats the only part that sucked.. but i digress.. you can't truly say you know what you would or wouldn't do unless your actually put into a situation to which your confronted with a type of action.. :breathe:: get me? so don't say your not that brave.. you never know til your tested ;)
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true. guess i'll have to wait til someone pees on desk at my job!
but on a serious note. i know exactly what you mean đ
but on a serious note. i know exactly what you mean đ
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uhm.. i dunno which way the time zones go..
is it (from west to east) PST, MTN, Central, EST?) ?? or is it PST, central, mtn, est??
is it (from west to east) PST, MTN, Central, EST?) ?? or is it PST, central, mtn, est??
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so that'd be 1 hour difference i believe, and then i think parts of arizona doesn't move their clock during daylight savings?
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im pretty sure its arizona.. had an isurance claim rep out ther i was talkin to .. thats how i found out..
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correct but i'm not in arizona...so if you're on the west coast its 8pm your time. central its 10 and eastern is 11!
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I would have done my best johnny cage impression and punched that creep square in the ball bag.
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đŗ i wouldn't been near any exposed private parts.. but he definately would think twice about where he pissed..
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I know the situation itself isn't funny, and it's really nasty.
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I can't get this image out of my head of someone grabbing him by the scruff of his neck, wiping his nose through it, and then going NO!! Bad boy! Then rub his nose in the grass outside, and smack him with a rolled up newspaper.
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I can't get this image out of my head of someone grabbing him by the scruff of his neck, wiping his nose through it, and then going NO!! Bad boy! Then rub his nose in the grass outside, and smack him with a rolled up newspaper.
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I cant help but think one of my coworkers would have pointed at his hose and start laughing.
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Yeah I would have messed him up. Customers are on some other $h!t these days.
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At least the customer didn't drop his drawers and go Doo Doo Brown! đ¤Ŗ
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Or the customer could have choked his donkey in your bathroom stopping up the toilet causing a biohazard from raw sewage.
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Armand Goldman said:
Or the customer could have choked his donkey in your bathroom stopping up the toilet causing a biohazard from raw sewage.
There you go with the toilet talk again. Ray, we need to get you some help. I'll give Stacy a call and she and I will plan for some help.
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Armand Goldman said:
At least the customer didn't drop his drawers and go Doo Doo Brown! đ¤Ŗ
Another bad poop joke done by the one and only Ray Carroll. đŗ
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i found out more about it.. turns out he just stood behind the counter and did it discretely ..
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Armand Goldman said:
At least the customer didn't drop his drawers and go Doo Doo Brown! đ¤Ŗ
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that would have been a good time to have a taser, one prong on each ball and 50,000 volts so that he may never reproduce again...
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đŗ đŗ thats just sick.. but funny, yet painful.. man .. my bawls are tingling just from the thought of that happenin... not cool... lol
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i just read a post by gangstaman40oz about the same thing, is it the same incident? if not thats really messed up! đ¤Ŗ
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gangsta is my co-worker... he's also the MoFo, that's posted under my login when i've had to leave the store abruptly .. :\ arse.. but yea.. its the same situation
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what company did this happen at? Big Blue, Big Yellow, Big Red, Big Pink, or Little Blue (Altel)
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AT&T doesn't have service/repair centers. It was probably a Sprint center.
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it was big yellow.. đ ralph_on_me is correct. it was a sprint service and repair center. the only in the northern california district ;x check the police reports for chico, california. the custy's name was matthew grunky or something like that
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Armand Goldman said:
Big Blue is where it all went down I believe.
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whymeohgodwhyme said:Armand Goldman said:
Big Blue is where it all went down I believe.
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whats the dealio yo? why is it, that has been the only thing you've posted.. are you really sending to the mods? :\
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