Shop Talk
I WANNA BUY A PHONE!!! (and omfg I was just hit on)
So this guy comes in here. Greasy, fat, doesn't acknowledge me when I say hello.
I say Hello again
Me = Lovely me
GFC= Greasy Fat Customer
Me: Hi, how can I help you?
GFC: *ignore*
Me: Are you looking for anything in particular?
GFC: I WANNA BUY A PHONE! What deals do you have now?
Me: Ok, for a contract or pre-paid?
GFC: I already got a contract
Me: Ok, let me pull up your account, what are the last 4 of your social?
GFC: I dunno!!!! ๐ฟ It's in my son-in-laws name
Me: Well I'm sorry sir, I won't be able to get you a new phone then, and since I don't know what plan you're on I can't really tell you what deal you would get.
GFC: I JUST WANNA BUY A PHONE!!! FORGET THE ACCOUNT!!!
Me: I can't make your new phone wor...
(continues)
phoneyphonephone said:
FREAKS
AUGH
I wonder if I could fit the company up my bum...
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Please say no, please say no, please say no.
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phoneyphonephone said:
I wonder if I could fit the company up my bum...
you didnt think with a line like that you woulndt get hit on?? ๐คจ
p.s. you wanna see what we can fit? ๐คฃ
disclaimer: i am not that bad but you left yourself open for that one and i just had to say it. ๐คฃ