Shop Talk
dear customer...
please remove all pubes before handing me change right out of your pocket. if its short and straight then it could have been an arm hair which doesnt get me too grossed out, but when its kinky i kinda throw up a lil in my mouth.
thanks
thanks
...
I bet there's a funny story on how the pube ended up there in the pocket in the first place, assuming a hole wasn't ripped in it for random games of pocket pool.
...
i have handled phones dropped in dirty toilets (handed to me before they tell me what happenned)... but pubes 😳
you win
you win
...
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
...
did it stick to your hand as if it were a little moist and cheesey at first?
...
i have tried to block that memory from my mind, i went straight for the sanitizer we have hanging at the door in the back
...
And I thought the customers that smell like they have a lit joint in their pocket were bad!
...
yeah , we have that too, you kinda get used to that after two years. nothing like a contact high from semmling too much drug money!j/k but it does smell like they used every bill to roll one.
...
One of our off duty cops kicked one guy out... she was like "Y'all need to air out before you come in here", they got pissed and left, but it was funny.
...
They say as long as the 1st letter and the last letter is in the correct spot you can put the letters in the middle in any order you want and you will be able to read what it says. FOR EXAMPLE:
Tehy say as lnog as the 1st lteter and the lsat ltteer in the mdidle in any oderr you wnat and you will be albe to raed waht it syas.
Tehy say as lnog as the 1st lteter and the lsat ltteer in the mdidle in any oderr you wnat and you will be albe to raed waht it syas.
...
there have been studies done on that. It's pretty funny how the brain works. And yea pubes are pretty nasty......
...
How about that money these ample-chested women pull out of a sweaty bra? Makes my skin crawl.
...
spare me the frustration of seeing that i have a deact next month and just get the fack out of my store. use the money you have now for something that you need...say a dentist appointment, an educational book, deodorant, or maybe just save it. it sure looks that you need to do that.
...
