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yessum 🙂

cool, me too.

I thought those folks were overseas.

from what ive run into warranty is the only dept that outsources....not all warranty reps are, but just some.

sounds that way just curious if i might know him.... 👀

you're blue right?
my "guess" is that he was orange.. 👀

yeah blue, do you work here too? 🤨

orange 👀

hmm... i wonder if i know you then.... 🤨

I don't really know any reps from blue.. i think i only know two and i'm really bad with names.. 👀

well ive been here about 2 years and know a few people from both sides so i might know you 😉 but still its no big deal really 🤣

OMG Seem like half of us work here 😎

You at HCC now ?

huh? 😕

From episode 3 "Bob". Hells Call Center 🤣 AKA West

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So true!
and yes i got in at 11:30.. 👀

I'm curious. If all these CCA's from HCC EP are posting, WHOS TAKING CALLS 🤣 You in 4 ?

i usually post from home or when the calls are slow.. 👀
nah i'm in 3.. i hate 4!!! 😡
where are you? TR3?

Yup. for now. We had an hour lunch so was lurking in 4. I was gonna go in 3 and drive Manny nuts but I ended visiting my old home in 2. Was hopin to take some calls again today but no luck yet ☹️

1hour lunch??? 😳
must be nice.. ☹️

Yea but we still got paid for half of it. 😁

arrgh
take me back to training!!! 😢

Wanna trade seats 😁

if we could i would!!! ☹️


ready..👀

..ok GO!

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Geez I just checked my AHT 😲 1286 🤣 🤣 🤣

Dano just said to me "Manny wants to know what "DILLIGAFF" means 🤣 I guess he was lurking back here and saw my name tent 🤣 🤣 🤣

hey you took calls?! 😲
you shoulda came to 3 lol haha

Oh yea.I did about an hour last week one day. AHT was 644. Went on yesterday now my overall is 1286 🤣 🤣 🤣 Anyway 2 ?'s hows calls and last night I udloaded a Gravatar, but so far all I got is Claude Raines meets : The Joker 😈 WTF Is there a deployment delay or what ?

If they let us tommarow go it'll be in 4 unless they let me break off alone to 3 then you'll get a loooooong break 😎 . Or go to your beloved 4. The AC was on yesterday

there's too much hostility in that branch
yeah i'm in here right now thank God they have the ac on!!! 😁

Wait till they get a load of ME again 🤣 😳 😲 👀 🤣

Wait till they get a load of ME again 🤣 😲 😳 🤣 Whats your shift?

Sorry, double post ☹️ At THE BAR 😁

West pride homies!!!!! 🤨

and i say taht with much joy 🙄

ooh which west? 😳
el paso west? 👀

yup how r u perlina molina?

😳
who is that.. i have no idea who you're talking about.. 👀

but who are youuuuu? 🤨

oh my bad i totaly thought u were some one else! 😳

so who are you?
hint d*mnt hint!! 🤨
what branch are you in?

Ill never tell!!! 😎

but i knw you knw me

I sent you an e-mail about this.I got f*&^ing Termed Today by F*%$ing DANNY MADRID for doing what his shi&*%Y ass of a trainer said was ok HE STAIGHT FACED STABBED ME IN THE BACK! IF YOU READ THIS MADRID, YOU ARE GOING DOWN TOO WITH YOUR 1HR LUNCHES 30 MINS LOG OFF/30 MINS LOG BACK ON MUT%^R F*&@ER.ANY BODY AT WEST EP,MADRID CHOLO WILL STAB YOU IN THE BACK. COME TO THE BAR "COVER MY BACK" W/FRED BRO. YOU"LL HAVE YOUR HANDS FULL 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 ...
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dilligaff1 said:
I sent you an e-mail about this.I got f*&^ing Termed Today by F*%$ing DANNY MADRID for doing what his shi&*%Y ass of a trainer said was ok HE STAIGHT FACED STABBED ME IN THE BACK! IF YOU READ THIS MADRID, YOU ARE GOING DOWN TOO WITH YOUR 1HR LUNCHES 30 MINS LOG OFF/30 MINS LOG BACK ON MUT%^R F*&@ER.ANY BODY AT WEST EP,MADRID CHOLO WILL STAB YOU IN THE BACK. COME TO THE BAR "COVER MY BACK" W/FRED BRO. YOU"LL HAVE YOUR HANDS FULL 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 :twiste

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🤣 🤣 Or worse MANEGEMENT 😳

Fine then.

Step 5.


Deportation.

hey man.. 🤨
i was born here! 😲



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just send them to an outsourced call 😈 center thatll teach them!

hey punk! 😎

Hola short one. Saw that pic of you drinking next to west today on my phone and laughed my @ss off... ahh memories

haha
mmmm..."mango drank"... 🤤

lol you have to send me those pictures!!! 😁

Your sympathies are greatly appreciated. I think we have one of the most rediculous centers. I always read that awful newsletter and everyone seems to have soooooo much fun. We spend the majority of our page talking about the weather... YEE-HAW!

at least you get mentioned in the newsletter 🤣

Only because our Senior Secretary has nothing better to do than write meaningless crap and kiss up to the site director.

YOu got it, the compleat lack of morale building overe there, with the exception of the occasional pot-luck, suprised me.

They thought it would be cute to give us an "Annaul Employee Barbeque"... What a joke. It was some Kirkland cheeseburgers, a bag of chips and a soda. They make it sound like we do this every year. P.S. This is the first time we've ever done something that wasnt a "benefit" or a "charity". All these other places get pajama days and contests. Ours consist of the EMPLOYEES buying half-cooked food to pay for someone elses food. Then they do this blood drive and, you're going to love this, you get a t-shirt that says you donated...but you cant wear it to work and you have to give blood on your lunch, you cannot be punched in to do it... I get my 3 year PTO in less than 2 weeks... I'm going to spend an entire week completely hammered in the...
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can I get an amen! lol 😛

To Uncle Paulies!

heyyy... you go to paulies.. 🤨
and you work at west... hmm
who are youuuu 👀


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I will never ever ever say.

I know who you ALL are though.

Its Mr. D to tha J Sidel right?

Hell no!

Then Who?

I said I'll never tell.
Anonymity is a virtue.

I don't want to get in trouble.

I'll give you all a big hint though.


Not right now... but later.

cool

I'm on the West Westies.

I know p_ariel has definitely seen me around.

You, I don't know who you are actually.

Hints please. Hints.

Hmm I was orange. I was on little Danny's team. I only lasted 8 months lol. Uh oh I think I've figured it out...... Your not Jason (aka chainmail, thats right like the armor) are you???

GOD NO!

Ha ha ha ha. That's funny.
Creepy Crawleys.

I don't think you guys will ever figure it out.

I'm like one of the most inconspicuous people in the whole place.

I keep to myself cause I really really really can't stand most of the people who work here.

Agreed Big Crawley is a whole new level of annoying. List of Annoying Frickin people there:

Vanessa from Helm,
Rudy aka "Tha Rude Dog" (Only when he's hyper)
A TL whos initials were D.V.
Mari (the mgr)- may she get attacked by a swarm of killer bees.

well who's team are you on now?

Male? Female? Chainmail?

I got promoted to customer lol. So give me a hint.

Oh you got fired!

I'm going to check the termed list!

lol hmmmm who could you be if youre able to do that.... Flip? maybe.... Jay... highly unlikely...... Ryan... nah..... The dude who has his office in Branch 3- I dont think so.. Give me a couple more hints.

I could have friends that have the ability to check the termed list.

You'll never figure it out.

Unless I know you're not a threat.

NEVER!

i'm certainly not a threat. I left in poor standing with no friends in any position of power.

How long ago did you leav our wonderful company?

At least give me the first letter in your last name.

Then I'll give you a big hint.

hmm about a month ago, give or take.

C.

Now lets hear that hint

Ha! i know who the mighty juggernaught is and i know who you all are except for the trench coat guy 😈

sounds like a user name the "Rude Dog" or Saul might use lol

you say you know who we all are?? so who am i? im up in that black hole of west with ya'll as well 😉

AH HA!

Did youre building burn down?

Which building? the only building i'm interested in seeing burn is west lol

Hmmm....
The Bike.
How about the bike?

Negative.. Don't ride. Are you Mr. Fish?

NO! Not fish.

Way way way way off.

I'm telling you. I'm not scene much.

We're ninjas and we keep out of sight.



Ok ,,,
Berger of clay
cox


We would know. You LIE!

Lol No i'm not Anthony Clayburger. I hope he doesnt get messed up in Iraq.
Check the terms for a little over a month ago. Formerly of Vinvente's team. Was in the same training class as Lucy, Val Z., and Victoria C.

how do you know i've definitely seen you?
👀 👀 👀
What's a West Westies?
I thought we were all Westies.. 😕

The MySpace group you silly ass.

We've definitely seen eachother.
We've passed eachother in the hall.

You Know we should all to THE Bar I go to. It's THE ONLY bar in EP. I only go there on days that end with a Y (Hint) It's called ... ..... .(hint) If I told I give myself away. I much to my chagrin became a Icon at HCC 🤭 Somebody Wed asked ,are'nt you ....? I said yea. They said your a legend here 😳 Sh1t I've been retired 14 months. But I probably know all of you and vise versa 😎

HCC hmmmmm not ringing any bells

Then you have to read "Bob the typical Cingular customer" on pge 245 or 255. Episode 3. Get ready to have a pants pissin laugh 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Hey, I got an idea 😁 Since we're all sittin' around on "The Scoop" transfering all our custy's to the "Restore Lost Service" dept while we'er busy posting, 🤣 lets play the "Who are you" or "Name that CCA" game. What say thee 😁

aye! 🤣

NEWS FLASH !!! I've read the 2G versions of "Bob". Often imitaded never duplicated. But, stay tuned for the hopefull return of "The Adventures of Bob The typical Cingular Customer" (Working on it as we post :wink🙂MWAAAAH HAHAHAHA He's back 😈 🤣 😈

What happened to that hint Juggernaut lol

Umm...
I'm part of the West Westies group on MySpace.

There you go.

lol im in my training class right now, only access to phone scoop not myspace

yeah you should know better!
we don't have access to myspace at work 😕
have i seen you today?
hint damnit other than the west westies thingy 🤨

No I don't think I've seen you today.

You're off the phones now anyway.
Shouldn't you be going home?

i'm not off the phones i went to lunch and just came back
dude if i was off i would NOT still be at west my a** would have ran out of here already..

you're in the commitment team aren't you? 😳

Not necessarily.

I like to hang out in branch 4 alot.

I like keep a close eye on you all.

Buaahahaha!

Eh...

Hmmm not gabe.....

😎 ah ninja vanish!!!!!!!!!!

lol teen aged mutant ninja turtles

Hamato Yoshi

lol well im all out of guesses, I'm sure youre not Richard the trainer,

I'm telling you, you'll never guess.

I'm rarely seen, and I seriously don't talk to anyone.

We most likely have never spoken.

the mighty fighting style of cholojitzu!!!!!!!

does your name start with a J? 🤨

are you reffering to me?

yessum...

My friends name starts with a J its juggernaught mine with a c its cholo!!!!!!! and some where in there is elis who has yet to appear

Whats up Pinky!

the mighty LS1 is in te building (elis)!!! 😎

nooooo i meant your real name

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mhmm i bet this is podium watching isn't it mhmm oh and Mr. B mhmm yup i saw you reading this!! 👀


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Whos mr. b what u talking bout gurl? dont panic were all friends here.

I agree, you need to relax.

haha i am relaxed i just crack up with this smiley.. 👀 👀 👀

mr b. because i don't like to bring up names.. is the one who called me over to ask who trench was.. 😎

🤣 this one cracks me up and 🙄 this one too

😳

i love this one too!

I like the "are you stoned?" 🤨
Or even better 🙄

I agree. I fu*k'ed up. But I just reply'ed to others that already disclosed info. Thing is, my trainer showed att the newbies how to go on day 1!!. Why can he go on the net thats non job related, but I can5t do something semi related. Hell, the one day they got me posting I was AT THE BAR, the time stamp shows that. The days at work I was reading, not posting. 😈 I aws so bored in training B/C I'm a retired vet who went back due to boredom. This is BS. I knew that thread was not a good idea but hey. Thanks for the "Good Luck" wish BTW. I've already applied and got reply's from COR Call Centers 😁 PS I didnt bad mouth my co-workers till after the fact and only the trainer that canned me. But he's going down per ER monday too!!! We all ...
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