Shop Talk
Things I hate...Part 2
Example:
ME - May I have your mobile number area code first?
CUST - 951-??2-??blue9.
ME - I'm sorry. May I have that again?
CUST - I said ???-65r-9??9
ME - Excuse me?
CUST - I SAID 951-555-5555! Are you deaf?
Speak clearly. I am not deaf, but if you do not enunciate, I will keep asking until I can get the right info. Unless you want me to put your prepaid PIN on the wrong account you better speak up.
I hate it when you call from your handset with a problem.
CUST - I need help connecting my bluetooth to my phone.
ME - I'd be happy to help you. You need to go into the menu and select settings.
CUST - (BEEP)(BEEP)(BEEP)
ME - Sir/Ma'am, are you on your phone?
CUST - Yes.
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I see your current account as being active for seven months... but i do see you have three other old accounts that were disconnected for non pay... what exactly is your definition of "good"?
this is what i usually respond when cust say that to me..
me: "i have been with my cable company for 10 years, they dont give me a free TV when my TV breaks do they?"
its the same thing with phone carriers...
Nascar is a bunch of guys driving. That's it.
There are only two things they have in common.
1. Most people do not consider them sports.
2. The best parts are the wrecks/crashes.
Generally if I have an angry customer who is a nascar or wrestling fan, I dangle my keys so that the "shiny" makes them happy.
How do I know that they are fans?
Trust me... you can tell. 😎
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