Shop Talk
For Crying out Loud.....
so this lady decides to call in and ask to have a 3rd line added to her acct. her credit class only allows for 2, with 150 deposit per line. now the company i work for has a new offline team that evaluates the customers acct after they have had 1 yr of service to upgrade the credit class. but there are certain restrictions:
1. acct cannot have a past due balance.
2.the acct cannot have been hotlined more than twice in the past 12 months.
3.the acct cannot go into npd status at all in the past 12 months.
well this lady's acct has had 5 npd treatments, 12 hotlines, and is 90 days past due, so she ain't gonna get her 3rd line.
i try to explain to her that she is not eligible for a 3rd line because of her acct status. she blows a gask...
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1. acct cannot have a past due balance.
2.the acct cannot have been hotlined more than twice in the past 12 months.
3.the acct cannot go into npd status at all in the past 12 months.
well this lady's acct has had 5 npd treatments, 12 hotlines, and is 90 days past due, so she ain't gonna get her 3rd line.
i try to explain to her that she is not eligible for a 3rd line because of her acct status. she blows a gask...
(continues)
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It's in the constitution, silly. The founding fathers were instramental in designing and establishing Cell Service. Geez. I love those people..
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that's right!!! that must be the fine print at the bottom obscured by folds and tears 🤤 i need to read it a little closer
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prolly the same place it says we have to right to make up ridiculous lies and expect the csr's to beleive you.
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🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Brilliant!
Rights?!!? What about the company's right to payment for services rendered? I would have reminded her of that...
Rights?!!? What about the company's right to payment for services rendered? I would have reminded her of that...
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These are the same people who think it's their right to have a drivers license (this means you, old folks). People over the age of sixty should be required to take both the written and driving test every year for renewal of their license. Keep these folks off the road.
PS My dad is 67 years old, so I don't want to hear anybody saying, "How would you like it if it happened to your dad?"
PS My dad is 67 years old, so I don't want to hear anybody saying, "How would you like it if it happened to your dad?"
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craptacularwireless said:
Keep these folks off the road.
..and out of the voting booth 😛
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That's probably a good idea, too. After all, we're the ones who are left behind with the decisions they've made.
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Hey, now. I don't like that one. Are you not going to want to have sex at that age? Think about it. 😉
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Its not gross if its me. I'm the exception. I should be allowed to drive, vote and screw forever. For everyone else, none of that after 50.
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🤣 How could I not have known? Will you please pardon me, King Abstracto? 😁
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Very well, you are pardoned. I shall also grant you an exception for sex after 50, provided you never tell me about it.
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My dad is 54, and he already scares me with his driving. And he's about to buy a Harley...
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Yikes, that's not a good combo at all. It's almost as bad as a 22 year old with a crotch rocket.
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Don't think I haven't tried talking him out of it! At least he has agreed to wear a helmet.
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I totally would but he lives three hours away so there's not much I can do!
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I always wanted a motorcycle when I was a kid, but as I got older, I realized how dangerous and impractical they are. He seems to be going the other way.
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Fifty is midlife? Holy crap, he's going to be over 100 years old!
I'm just teasing you.🙂 I do find it funny that we call that midlife crisis when our life expectancy is 72 years. True midlife would be in the mid thirties to early forties. That actually makes me sad because that's only ten years away for me.☹️
I'm just teasing you.🙂 I do find it funny that we call that midlife crisis when our life expectancy is 72 years. True midlife would be in the mid thirties to early forties. That actually makes me sad because that's only ten years away for me.☹️
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