Most of my co-workers read my posts here. I know this. Despite this, I still ream them with every chance I get.
Actually, I don't ream them all, and in fact, I don't ream myself - at all.
Everyone here seems to think that I am ****y, and that I don't point out my weak points. So, here are my main weak points - and in turn, why everyone I work with doesn't really care.
I show up every day to work with red eyes, hung over, and in a grouchy mood. It's because I drink and party really hard - every single night. And that's okay.
Generally, I show up late. 30 minutes usually. Sometimes I'm on time. I'm usually on time if I stayed up all night drinking and never went to sleep.
Most days, I spend my time talk
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Aw? Looks like someone's angry that I get more play than they do...
...It's okay. We all can't be as awesome as me.
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i guess you found out my secret. I having never met you am jelous of the action you claim to get well my bad you P.I.M.P you
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I wish I could spend time in holding cells thats a dream of mine. And let me tell you something. It doesn't matter how much you make a company you will get fired from what you CLAIM to do eventually. You are acting like the company would fail if they didn't have your god like selling! I think not everyone is replaceable. When a person comes along that is as good or better without all the drama you claim you have. They will say bye bye!
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Why do you try so hard to impress strangers on the internet?
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Why does your girlfriend try so hard to get with me?
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TOUCHE'! Except, wait, I'm a married, straight female.
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I turned your husband gay. That's how good looking - AND hyphy I am.
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you are a 12 yr old child playing on the net!
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...at the end of the day, I go back to my awesome life filled with beautiful women, and all the people who hate hardcore - go back to watch Soapnet and cry at their apartments - while eating Ben and Jerry's ice cream.
I already got invited to one party tonight, and it's only 8:00.
Word.
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that is all fine and dandy but there is no party until i get to the place....i am the freaking party bro....and ilive just like you.....well without the wana be gaydom and turning husbands into ****suckers part...and yeah having to be invited to parties is lame you should always know when and where every party is and then make a decision on who to go with....that is the truth about me.....but anyways bro live on and live off...either way we all end up the same way in the end......
BUDDHA BE WITH YOU!!!!!
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Seriously glad to see this place isn't filled with losers who hate me because I outsell them.
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haha yeah your telling me....at my store i have ranked number one in the company 6 month in a roll.....and i just cleared 47000 for last year.......which is i guess pretty decent for beng just a sales rep for a local cellular company......right?..... 😎
but anyways.....that is how we do it in the south....even though im from new york....lol....
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damn, it's too bad phonescoop doesn't have a year book. I'm sure you'd have the "Most Likely To Obtain A Venerial Disease" award all wrapped up...Or maybe "Most Likely To Die Alone".
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Most likely to obtain a VD? Dude... already been there, took the pill and got rid of it.
Piece of advice - don't sleep with strippers in Denver.
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Way to be proud of the fact that you put your pole in dingy holes. I'm glad your successful, but there's better ways to represent yourself.
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He's what I like to call a PAV (Potential AIDS Victim).
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And you wonder why you didn't get promoted.
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Obviously, you're mildly retarded. It's okay though. Retards can still procreate.
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Well, you b!tched before about not getting promoted. Once you pointed out all your faults it makes sense why you didn't get the job.
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chainsaw it is painfully clear that you are just jealous of all the great stuff he has everyone wishes they where smorris. even though he is clearly over compensating for having a small, well.......
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No, I just know what it takes to be a decent manager and he doesn't fit the bill.
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I don't want your job homey.
I make more money than you.
LOL.
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You have my job already BRO!
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i'm starting to lean towards this being some big, fanatical joke?
i don't know...smorris is just a forum troll now...
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Me? Saying things just for effect to piss people off?
No way...
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Shane-
Before I bow down to your greatness I wanna know something. You always talk about how you make more money than everyone else and you are a top rep for activations yet I have never seen a number put to it. How much do you make? How many phones do you average a month including upgrades? Do you work indirect? How many phones does your store do on average a month? How many people work at your store?
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First and foremost, remember one HUGE thing. I am bilingual. I speak both English and Spanish. Being able to sell to TWO completely different demographics is how I make my money. That's why I do the volume I do, and make the money I make.
I am a white male, who is well dressed. I cater to both the rich white people, and poor Spanish speaking people. It works REALLY well.
And after you read all this, you'll likely want to cry B.S. - and go right ahead. I won't care. You asked, I'm telling you straight.
1. I work Cingular indirect.
(The numbers I'm giving you now are for my numbers with Cingular - I did work for Verizon Corporate for a short stint, and since it was a corporate location, I naturally had more phon...
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Just "Spanish speaking people" would've worked just fine here ya know. 😕
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You're in south Texas and you don't speak Spanish?
I learned from my stepdad, who is a linguist of sorts... the dude knows like 5 languages.
Spanish made me a LOT of money in California.
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Lo hablo muy bien, but, back to my point.
I was referring to where you said the "rich white people and ther poor spanish..."
It was just an interesting choice of words
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The Spanish speaking people I sell to around here aren't anywhere remotely approaching affluence.
In south Texas, it exists, but not here in Western North Carolina.
(There are a few Spanish speaking people in Cali with money, but not many...)
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yeah and they own the cartels......from tia juan to frisco..... 🤣
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Those are some pretty good numbers. How much do you make on data plans? Personally I feel like my company is lying to us when they tell us how much commission cingular pays us for pda connect and blackberry unlimited plans. It sounds like you work for a good company that pays well. I sold 89 phones last month and only made about 3600 before taxes.
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My company screws us on features. We get $10 commission for Media Basic or Works, Message Extreme, or any Media Max package. The prices per month on those ranges from $10-$40 and our company's profit on those ranges from $30-$85 or something. For some reason though, they only pay us $10 on each of them.
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Wow, you guys make alot in commision maybe I am doing the wrong thing being in ATS, maybe I should go work in a store and sell the phones instead of fixing them
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Yeah you should. You'd make a lot more.
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We get a certain percentage of the gross profit depending on our total monthly sales. What doesn't make sense is that if I seel and unlimited PDA connect with the 1000 messages our company says that cingular only pays them 49.99 but on a messaging extreme we get 79.99 It doesn't make sense.
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Where do you get the phones you sell on ebay?
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