Shop Talk
sooooo bored
I'm so bored and I haven't seen a customer in hours just let one come in no matter how stupid or ugly or how band they stink. just help me kill the last few minutes. the can even have freckles (just kidding so don't yell at me) 😉
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Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed that Heaven will only admit 33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst death? So, St. Peter takes each of the three men aside in turn and asks them about how they died.
First man: "I'd been suspecting for a long time that my wife was cheating on me. I decided to come home early from work one afternoon and check to see if I could catch her in the act. When I got back to my apartment, I heard the water running. My wife was in the shower. I looked everywhere for the guy, but couldn't find anyone or any trace that he had been there. The last place I looked was out on the balcony.
I found the bastard hanging from t...
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First man: "I'd been suspecting for a long time that my wife was cheating on me. I decided to come home early from work one afternoon and check to see if I could catch her in the act. When I got back to my apartment, I heard the water running. My wife was in the shower. I looked everywhere for the guy, but couldn't find anyone or any trace that he had been there. The last place I looked was out on the balcony.
I found the bastard hanging from t...
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no problem.....i try....you should check out the other funnies i got posted on a thread called "FUNNY OF THE DAY!!!" im on the "lounge" if you ever need any other perk me ups just check out my jokes on that forum.... 😎
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