Shop Talk
"White boy jus' said dat phones needa be thick!"
I'm a white salesman. (Young too. I'm 20.) And often, I encounter young black men (who I identify with, because I'm not white, I'm just ashy really. I swear I was born white on accident) who want to buy cell phones.
Today, I was feeling a little more edgy than usual, so when some guys came up and started looking at phones - well... I'll just tell you the story.
Three young black men came by my booth and started talking about the RAZR. (go figure, right?) So I chimed in...
"You really want a RAZR man? I mean, when I'm looking for a phone, I want something thick. Somethin' I can hold on to and have some fun with, ya feel me?
They got it. They laughed. I'm now the coolest "white boi" they know.
Because what kind of man...
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Today, I was feeling a little more edgy than usual, so when some guys came up and started looking at phones - well... I'll just tell you the story.
Three young black men came by my booth and started talking about the RAZR. (go figure, right?) So I chimed in...
"You really want a RAZR man? I mean, when I'm looking for a phone, I want something thick. Somethin' I can hold on to and have some fun with, ya feel me?
They got it. They laughed. I'm now the coolest "white boi" they know.
Because what kind of man...
(continues)
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I like to kick it with my gal who's junk in the trunk just makes me sprung.
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raycarroll70 said:
I like to kick it with my gal who's junk in the trunk just makes me sprung.
Holy crap.
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I've got a feeling that he was already pretty white.
He might now be translucent.
He might now be translucent.
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It sure is now, and as a bonus, the three black customers probably thought he was making a pass at them.
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Yo yo yo. What's up my peep? This homey is as white as Casper the Friendly Ghost. As I roll down the street sippin on some Red Bull and Juice, I'm spying some fly gals across the street.
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Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yea. Only 3 hours until I have to bounce from the crib and make some flow at The Man's House.
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I really don't know what anyone is talking about so I am gonna, ugh, go now 😳
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I don't understand one word in this entire thread so therefor I am afraid of it
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