Shop Talk
Hi everyone!
Long time lurker, first time poster. Now that we've entered the lowest depths of Christmas retail hell (my kiosk is literally 20 feet from Santa's workshop, kill me now), my rage can no longer be contained! My introductory rant:
I am not the customer service booth, nor a mall directory. When I'm polite enough anyway to direct you to the nearest restrooms, the proper response is "thank you," not "GOD, why are they so far away! You should move them closer! This mall needs more bathrooms!"
I totally agree! I would like nothing more than a restroom right next to the kiosk! I don't enjoy sprinting to the the other wing of the mall to take the quickest pee possible so that I don't have enraged customers b*tching and moaning when I get back....
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I am not the customer service booth, nor a mall directory. When I'm polite enough anyway to direct you to the nearest restrooms, the proper response is "thank you," not "GOD, why are they so far away! You should move them closer! This mall needs more bathrooms!"
I totally agree! I would like nothing more than a restroom right next to the kiosk! I don't enjoy sprinting to the the other wing of the mall to take the quickest pee possible so that I don't have enraged customers b*tching and moaning when I get back....
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Hell if I know. I worked at his kiosk for a few days and that santa is skinny.
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You should start feeding him, he's gonna scare people away who wants a anorexic Santa.
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