Shop Talk
Crack? Crack? Get you high?
Ok so today has been all about crack.
1. My boss comes back from the restroom and tells me to go to mastercuts and check out this girl with about a 5 inch butt crack showing. Something where I could keep my mentos in. I felt like telling her as a public service but I didn't want the whole "why were you looking at my @ss!" bit. So I laughed and went on my way.
2. About half an hour ago, custy comes in reaking of pot. Wants to pay a bill and he does. After he leaves my boss looks at the seat and asks why there is a baggie of soap shavings. I look at it and tell him that is crack. We call security and the police. They come up take our statements and they tell us there is about $500-$1000 worth in that bag.
That could have paid for my c...
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1. My boss comes back from the restroom and tells me to go to mastercuts and check out this girl with about a 5 inch butt crack showing. Something where I could keep my mentos in. I felt like telling her as a public service but I didn't want the whole "why were you looking at my @ss!" bit. So I laughed and went on my way.
2. About half an hour ago, custy comes in reaking of pot. Wants to pay a bill and he does. After he leaves my boss looks at the seat and asks why there is a baggie of soap shavings. I look at it and tell him that is crack. We call security and the police. They come up take our statements and they tell us there is about $500-$1000 worth in that bag.
That could have paid for my c...
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Yea in that MILF way. But a little too tan for my taste. I don't like it when girls look like their leather purse that they are carrying around.
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🤣 I know what you mean. Their skin feels like leather, too. Or they get the freckled effect.
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I know of a girl who's spent too much time under the lights of a tanning bed. She would look a lot better if she wasn't so tan. And her hands feel horrible. She'd probably give you splinters on your member if she was manually pleasuring you.
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OMG LOL
I hate when women tan alot then dye their hair the same color as their skin... it looks REALLY odd
I hate when women tan alot then dye their hair the same color as their skin... it looks REALLY odd
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Yes, I do. How they think they look good is beyond me. I want a girl who has softer skin than I, not a freaking lizard.
I live in Cali, so we have a lot of those girls around here.
I live in Cali, so we have a lot of those girls around here.
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I used to have a customer who I called leatherface in my head lol (yep... thats wrong... I know)
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🤣 Not wrong at all, that's great.
I'm always making fun of the retards who come into my store. When they ask me stupid questions I give them an equally stupid answer in my head. It keeps me from strangling them.
I'm always making fun of the retards who come into my store. When they ask me stupid questions I give them an equally stupid answer in my head. It keeps me from strangling them.
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Yep lol. How else would we get through our day if not making fun of customers in our heads LOL
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I'm so sick of this place. I'll be leaving in a little over a month and a half. I can't wait. No more stupid questions. No more hearing, "My phone doesn't work." No more hearing, "Why is my bill so high?" No more hearing, "What kind of deals do you have?" God, that annoys me.
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LOL
A little play:
Customer: "What are your phone specials?"
Me (in my head):"A Large 2-topping for $14.99"
Me (really):"What do you mean?"
Customer: "Well whats on sale?"
Me (in my head):"We lose about $200 on all of these... they are all _way_ on sale"
Me (really):"Well, are there any specific features you are looking for? like a camera, or mp3 player? do you prefer a flip phone?"
Customer: "Well what about the Blackberry? Is it on sale?"
Me (in my head):"You drive a beat up 1956 cadilac with only gray primer on it and 3 spinning wal-mart hub caps... you don't need a blackberry"
Me (in real life):"Oh, are you looking to do email and internet on the phone also?"
Customer:"No, I just want the Blackberry, how much is just t...
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A little play:
Customer: "What are your phone specials?"
Me (in my head):"A Large 2-topping for $14.99"
Me (really):"What do you mean?"
Customer: "Well whats on sale?"
Me (in my head):"We lose about $200 on all of these... they are all _way_ on sale"
Me (really):"Well, are there any specific features you are looking for? like a camera, or mp3 player? do you prefer a flip phone?"
Customer: "Well what about the Blackberry? Is it on sale?"
Me (in my head):"You drive a beat up 1956 cadilac with only gray primer on it and 3 spinning wal-mart hub caps... you don't need a blackberry"
Me (in real life):"Oh, are you looking to do email and internet on the phone also?"
Customer:"No, I just want the Blackberry, how much is just t...
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I've run into that scenario one too many times. This job has made me hate people. I used to like them, and still like some of them, but I've found that most people are one brain cell death away from being brain dead.
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LOL I feel like that sometimes too. I just laugh at the silly people and don't worry too much about them. Every so ofter I meet someone who reminds me why I like to work directly with people and it makes up for at least 100-200 of the crazy ones.
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Can you pass some of those to me, because I haven't had a good customer in a looooong time.
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I'm in school for Social Work and I'm counting my days until I leave. To help people with real problems and not "Where is my rebate?" "My phone isn't loud?" "Where are the free phone?" Etc, etc. If I had a ounce more crazy in me, I'd be dangerous. Some customers don't know know how close they were to my green side. And believe me, they wouldn't like me when I'm angry. 🤣
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🤣 I had that same issue when I was working for Wireless Advocates. It's not quite as crazy here as it was there. I at least have a chair and a TV with DirecTV.😁
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