Shop Talk

I myself am a big fan of when little kids grab the phones we have attached by a wire to a big sign, pull them back as far as they will go, which is about 6 feet, then let go so they go crashing into the metal sign. Always a fantastic noise!!! It is also amusing that the parents of those kids never seem to notice all the racket. Side note- a good portion of the time those kids are wearing those leash things. Which makes me wonder why put your child in a leash if you aren't going to hold onto the damn thing. I won't get into how wrong it is to have your kid on a leash anyway. I think those things were made for places like Disney World where your kid could run off and get lost, but I don't think they area necessary for a small town like mine. L...
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yea i agree whats up with those leashes. I mean if you but your kid on one expect them to act like animals cuz thats how your treating them when you do that. And serious next time someone comes in with food im gonna be like aight man heres the deal mines in the back how about we go sit down and talk about this while we both eat. And this aight the frigin olympics so why do you try to run the fastest or jump the highest or scream the loudest. Thats when the parent needs carry a bat and play baseball with their heads...ok sorry dont really want to be awake and death and destruction to crappy customers would make me happy..lol 😁

word. i wish these comp could run BF2

the computers have enough ram...im not sure about the video card though

I like leashes for children. I like straight jackets for children better.

why dont we take it one step further kennels for children

We have those. It's called daycare.

I like the idea of baby jails. If an unsupervised child does monetary damage, place them in a little kennel, manned by social workers. In order to get your child back, you have to pay for any damages caused by your child and have a Human Services report filed on you. Otherwise the wonderful children should be put in workhouses (what ever happened to those places) or orphanages until someone wants to adopt them. Geez, people, if you are going through the trouble of bringing a child into the world, then why would you endanger them by letting them be hellions! (BTW, before anyone takes offense, I'm just kidding about most of this, sarcasm and all)

Even though you kid, it's a good idea. Oliver comes to mind.

My mind as well. I could just see that little blonde kid with those big eyes in a cage.

a leash??? no wonder why their kids a demonds 😈 i mean come on parents its only a child you can touch them every now and then trust me they will thank you in the long run......

No crap. If you can't handle a little one, maybe you shouldn't have produced one. I have a little one due in a month, and I hope I am not a huge piece of crap. I know that I won't let my kid run wild in a store. That is just inconsiderate of everyone around you. I have had kids throw temper tantrums in my store and the mom has completely ignored them like she couldn't hear the shrieking coming from her child. It makes me crazy, but what can you say? Nothing. Bad deal.

my boss and i went to walmart and bought a bunch of coloring books and little boxes of crayons. when they start bing&ming we give em a coloring book and crayons and its almost like a friggin miracle THEY SHUT UP we finally found something that works... and hey its not illegal like packing tape if you know what i mean 😎

well that could be taken in one of two ways...ill let you use ur imagination on that one