Shop Talk
God Has Left This Place
you got that memo that says we're using 2 cover sheets on the TPS reports now right?
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I'm too low on the totem pole to fill them out, that happy duty belongs to me boss.
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Yeah..... I don't know if you got the new memo, but were gonna need you to fill them out now.... yeah...... we're gonna need you to maybe come in for a couple more hours this weekend..... yeah....
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That's very interesting. Will you fire me if I don't? Please? I can get unemployment if you fire me!
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Yes but I'm cute and sweet and Innocent looking and can put on nice makeup and bat my eyelashes at the judge quite convincingly and he'll think I'm Gandhi born as a chick. I'm good at that look. How do you think I got the parents to give me a car for graduation? 🤤
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Maybe they were just so suprised that you graduated they figured the world was ending anyway and they wouldn't have to make the payments.
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I swear if they make me take Spanish calls and call an interpreter again tonight I'm going to kick the nearest puppy 👿 Lately our Spanish queue has been horrendous so certain unlucky individuals have had to call a 3rd party interpreting service to translate the calls so we can handle more at once.
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i just got a mexican girl who came to the kiosk with perfect english(spoke it better than the rednecks out here), no accent at all, ask if she could use her green card as a valid id for credit check/service.
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