Shop Talk
My phone's making a strange noise...
So a little old man walks in and tells me he's having problems with his new phone.
Cust: My phone's making a strange noise, can you fix it?
Me: Sure, I'll take a look. (I make test calls outgoing and incoming)
Cust: There! There it goes again! Why is it making that noise?
Me: 😕 It's ringing.
Cust: 🤠That explains a lot...
And that's what comes of Walmart selling phone service, haha.
Cust: My phone's making a strange noise, can you fix it?
Me: Sure, I'll take a look. (I make test calls outgoing and incoming)
Cust: There! There it goes again! Why is it making that noise?
Me: 😕 It's ringing.
Cust: 🤠That explains a lot...
And that's what comes of Walmart selling phone service, haha.
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DEATH TO WAL MART! STOP THE EVIL EMPIRE BEFORE THEY OWN THE WORLD! Sorry about the caps. I just really hate Wal Mart. I'll gladly pay more to support my local retailers who actually have what I need in a quality variety compared to the crap variety Wal Mart brings in.
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Come to my store! I don't do Verizon though. Walmart economy can't go on forever, eventually there will be a collapse. I just hope it doesn't take all of us with it.
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when it does, it will create a black hole that will suck all intelligent customers into it, leaving us with bobs.
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I LOVE Walmart the one stop shop!! It has everything I need. I can get groceries, kids clothes(even though I don't have any kids) underwear, wallpaper remover, paint, hair color, shower gel, liquor, hair weave, laudry detergent, tires, even door knobs and ceiling fans...damn near everything. There just isnt' much variety, they have it but not much of it.
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You neglect to realize that Walmart is actually owned by satan.
That's why everything is so cheap, it's in exchange for your soul.
That's why everything is so cheap, it's in exchange for your soul.
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🤤 Hell yeah, my WalMart doesnt sell liquor either. Thank wold be ****in awesome.
And it what everyone is saying about Wal Mart is owened by the devil then they should since liquor is "devil juice"
And it what everyone is saying about Wal Mart is owened by the devil then they should since liquor is "devil juice"
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Well, there goes my appetite for McDonalds. lol
What's the 1869 mean?
What's the 1869 mean?
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🤣 Thats good, and true at the same time. But still you cant have any of my meatballz n gravy
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I can accept being substituted for a dorito AS LONG as they are the Cool Ranch ones!
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Old Man: Help! Help! there are voices coming out of my phone and it's frightening my wife!!!!
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