Let me try one of these bob things
Bob who has been saving his money by being such a good business man, and not to mention tight ass for so many years has never gotten this new fangled cable tv. so he figures he will give it a shot.
CSR: hello! how can I help you?
Bob: (a little nervous and excited) do you guys sell cable.
Csr: um... yes how can we help you
bob: what do your plans look like and how much will it cost me?
CSR: well we do have a special if you get high speed Internet and digital cable it will be $60 a month
bob: Thats way to expensive, for an important man like me who won't watch tv very much just to check how the stocks I own are doing and thats it. can't I just pay by...
He falls to the ground clutching his bloody nose. The manager and CSR contemplate going to help him but don't want to touch him. He gets himself to his feet and proceeds to swear a blue streak at them, threatening lawsuits. The phrase "I work for a law firm" comes up a lot. Finally the police have to be called and Bob is escorted off the premise in cuffs. The police have had to do this to him many times, he's almost not allowed in any stores in town anymore after all the times he's been dragged off the premise.