Shop Talk

so yeah i remember one time i was sitting in the chair on the customer side of the till. after having some nice and greasy Chinese for lunch, i felt this enormous one brewing deep in my stomach, just then one of our rudest customers walks in knowing that she is too lazy to walk to the back till i dropped the raunchiest chunk A$$ anyone could ever imagine as i stood up from the chair (thank god it was an SBD) and that lazy B-word sat right down in it!! I'm sure she had to have noticed it, but i dont know she kinda stinks also, i was surprised it didnt choke her to death....