CSR: Hello, how can we help today.
BOB: (( Puts the computer down on the service desk )) My computer won't work. screen won't turn on.
CSR: (( looks at outside of computer, sees burn marks near the video card. )) Looks like the video card fried.
BOB: I don't care how it happened, just fix the damn thing.
CSR: This computer's over 10 years old, we don't carry any parts for something that old.
BOB: But I bought this computer here. You should stand behind your product and have replacement parts.
CSR: We don't keep parts for 10 years.
BOB: (( turning red )) If I was to go to my Canyonero dealership They'd have whatever part I needed for my F...
bob is a f*cker
Of dyslexic, mentally challenged wombats!!!