Shop Talk

*waves and scrubs eyes* Morning.

Are you going to entertain me? Cause I've got the option to go take a nap.

Right now I'm thinking you should take that nap, it's too freaking early for me to form more than a few coherent sentences right now, I'm struggling with the whole counting to 15 thing... (Trying to mark stitches on the blanket I'm working on.)

Naps are good. I love getting paid to sleep.

I'd nap but the in-duh-viduals who call themselves my coworkers won't log in and be in the que for calls so I get them all. Wankers.

You said wankers! 🤣 🤣 Tell me, do you read Dilbert cartoons?

Constantly, my desk is covered in them from my page-a-day calendar.

Let me just say this------ I'm working with a LOUD HOWARD.

Oh dear god.

Ok, here's a Niki-Story... I'm listening to a co-worker who is on a call, he's got somebody asking for the biggest family plan with three lines on it and I can't keep a straight face because I know it's fraud, and he knows it's fraud... 99% of the time any family plan with more than 2 lines or over the 1000 minute plan is fraud, I've ONCE had one of the larger plans that wasn't... ONE TIME... in two years.

Oh I'm sorry, it wasn't fraud, he had terrible credit instead! Oh dear, well that was the other option, if they're not using stolen information they have like a negative credit score.

Yup. Let's see... On Friday night I went to WalMart for a seven year old that was having an "asthma attack." Well, the mother was in more distress than the kid was. But here's my question; What kind of (scrot) mother takes her 7, 5, and 3 year olds shopping at ten o'clock at freaking night!

That would be my ex-husband's Previous wife, who spent 99% of her time drunk (if I'd been married to that assjacket for ten years I'd be an alcoholic too!) I used to go shopping at Wal-Mart at 3 in the morning when I worked graves... because the night before my shift I'd try and stay up as late as I could so I could sleep the day... going shopping was a good way to stay awake since you're walking around and I was always slightly engaged just looking at things... clothes and yarn I might use for my next project... I also usually ended up buying whatever food I was going to eat at work for that set of shifts since cooking on those days was pretty much out of the question.

Now damnit, that's 4 calls already and the two behind me have taken ...
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That sucks.

I'm going to be doing some serious complaining when my boss shows up in a few hours... I told him before this is not ok, having me in the fast group, we have this conversation about every two weeks when the idiots (Scum/assjackets/asshats/****tards... pick your insult) in our logistics department (wankers too) reset our 'skill level' I hope they all die some really creative death that I'm too tired to come up with but I'm sure it involves red hot pokers.