Shop Talk
Toilets!
Don'cha just love it when a customer says their phone isn't working, and when you open it up and find water dripping from the inside and all over your hands.... THAT'S when the customer says, "oh, yeah, it fell in the TOILET!"
(after I clean my hands of toilet water..) I'll wipe my nose real good with my fingers and then touch all the customers' stuff.
Fair is fair!
(after I clean my hands of toilet water..) I'll wipe my nose real good with my fingers and then touch all the customers' stuff.
Fair is fair!
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Fair would be wiping your ass with zero-ply toilet paper and shaking their hand when they leave
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I actually had a guy one time who was in the septic tank pumping service and he actually dropped his phone in a septic tank as they were pumping it!!!!!
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Same here. He went in after it and when it stopped working a month later, briought it in aand handed it to me. 👿 I was so pissed!!
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See that's why rednecks shouldn't be allowed to use a cell phone, or they should have to at least go through some sort of application process or something.
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That's funnny you say that aemsafd. I thought only rednecks were in the FAR DEPARTMENT. Wow you must be really dedicated to have a picture of the ambulance beside your name. Mama must be so proud!!!!!!!!!!
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FAR?
And if you mean, F-I-R-E, then no. I'm too smart to be a firefighter.
Also, try to learn to take a joke.
And if you mean, F-I-R-E, then no. I'm too smart to be a firefighter.
Also, try to learn to take a joke.
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I had some chick bring in her phone in a plastic baggy. She told me beforehand that she dropped it in a portapotty and reached in after it. She wanted me to look at it! I just about puked and told her "Hell No!"
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Yeah and them they wonder why the damn thing doesn't work.I've never seen the special features on the side of the cell phone box include......."Works even when it's dropped in toilet water!!" 🤣 🤣
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Or when the customer says "No, It didn't get wet" only to find water and the infamous "red spot". .. then they admit the toilet thing.
What? the toilet isn't wet? I guess they have a dry toilets they pee in the woods or something?
What? the toilet isn't wet? I guess they have a dry toilets they pee in the woods or something?
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